MARIO KIEFER

“The power to tax involves the power to destroy.” ~ John Marshall #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and did not buy the dog a...

When you’re underwear is too tight, nothing goes right. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama always said: “Just 'cause you can justify it don’t make it just.” #MamaSaid

It’s 5:45 PM on a Friday and now your thing is urgent? #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  [Chew. Chomp. Chew.] ME:  What are you gnawing on? DOG: [Looks up innocently.] Nothing. ME:   What have you...

In a city that many reside in, There’s much that they can take pride in. But if the law they declaim, And set the city aflame, Then crime...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain! #Outrage

“Divide et impera.” ~Ancient political maxim cited by Machiavelli and on blatant display today. #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I don’t watch the Olympics for the sports. I will now...

Recycled toilet paper is not what you think. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama always said: Being “liked” don’t pay the bills. #MamaSaid

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why must I make the bed EVERY day! #Outrage

"This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands...

Why is it that when I am looking for a Philips screwdriver I can only find flatheads? #PetPeeves

It's a Dog's Life . . . ME:  What! You have had that toy for only two hours and you already broke it!?! DOG:  [With a look of umbrage on...

The King has been overthrown And the Waiting Lady ascends to the throne Give the people no choice And silence their voice That democracy...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It doesn’t even matter why. #Outrage

Many are lost but cannot see a way out. Others are lost and don’t even know it. #SundayTruth

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Those who say that money cannot buy happiness have never had any...