MARIO KIEFER

A business phone “AI” that says it can help "with anything" but when you ask to speak with a CSR the AI repeats it can help "with...

It’s like Mama always said: Keep acting like a rooster and I’ll turn you into a feather duster. #MamaSaid

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Why are you looking at me that way? DOG: You woke me up. ME: I had to go pee. DOG: You woke me up. ME: I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Karen isn’t even her REAL name! #Outrage

“Our anger’s righteous!” many proclaim. So their foes they go and defame With rhetoric of hate Not healthy debate Their words violent...

“I make myself laugh at everything for fear of having to weep.” ~ (The Barber of Seville, I, ii; Pierre-Augustin Caron De  Beaumarchais)...

RIC:  How was work? ME:  It’s been a bear all week — so very busy I haven’t even had time for a cup of coffee. RIC: Ugh.  Well, did you...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I send everything to spam folders. I will now go say...

Who was right or who was wrong matters less and less when the bodies pile up. #SundayTruth

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." — Will Rogers. #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While the dog was sleeping, I dug up his bone and...

There is no such thing as an unbiased opinion. #SundayTruth

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Puppy lost 15% of his portfolio in the stock market....

It’s like Mama always said: If you didn’t do it or pay for it don’t bitch about it. #MamaSaid

I literally just said what you are saying. #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME:  What are you doing out there? DOG:  Digging a hole. ME:  Are you looking for something? DOG:  No. ME:  Are...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone was outraged by my remarks! #Outrage

It’s an essential part of our liturgy, That in order to ensure your good liberty, Our doctrines obeyed, There’s no need persuade, You...

"Since when do you have to agree with people to defend them from injustice?" ~ Lillian Hellman

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When I changed my driver’s license, I had them...