mariokieferDec 2, 20221 minDon't Call Me Late for DinnerI grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I told Cook that dinner should be served promptly at six, but she...
mariokieferDec 1, 20221 minIn-LawsHosting the holiday dinner, but running out of wine before the in-laws arrive. #PetPeeveThursday
mariokieferDec 1, 20221 minMuzzledIt’s like Mama always said: If the dog won’t stop barking, muzzle it. #MamaSaid
mariokieferNov 30, 20221 minFetchTelling Fido to fetch, he threw the ball as far as he could. The ball came back, but Fido could not be found. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory