... And this is why I drink
SATURDAY NIGHT, 10:00 PM
RIC: I want to sleep in tomorrow.
RIC: I am very tired.
ME: Me too.
RIC: I don’t want to get up before seven.
ME: Sounds good.
RIC: Don’t wake me up before then.
ME: I won’t
RIC: Seven a.m. Not 6:30; Not 6:00; Not 5:30.
ME: I get it.
RIC: Not one minute before 7:00
ME: [Awakened by light emanating from the bathroom]: What are you doing?
RIC: Getting up
ME: [Glances at clock]: It’s 5:42.
RIC: I know.