And this is why I drink
. . . and this is why I drink (Part Two):
RIC: I’m done planting the new plants in the bag yard.
ME: That’s good. Are you happy with it?
RIC: It looks great. What are you doing? More editing?
ME: Been editing, but now I am working on dinner.
RIC: Yea! Spaghetti!
ME: You said that you didn’t want spaghetti. I am making Shepherd’s Pie.
RIC: Shepherd’s Pie?!? After all of that work in the garden. I need pasta. I want spaghetti.
ME: But you said . . .
RIC: Don’t listen to what I said. Listen to what I say!
ME: Open the wine.