And This is Why Ric Drinks
And this is why Ric drinks . . .
RIC: Yea! It’s Sunday.
ME: It’s just another day.
RIC: No. It’s Spaghetti Sunday!
ME: I found this low-cal recipe for Chicken Parmesan that I want to try tonight.
RIC: That’s okay. You can serve it with a side of pasta.
ME: I will, but the recipe calls for zucchini pasta.
RIC: What!?! That ain’t right.
ME: I am trying to lose these last 379 lbs . . .
RIC: Don’t exaggerate. You always do that.
ME: Okay, maybe not 379 but you know what I mean. Regular egg and flour pasta is too fattening. We are having zucchini pasta.
RIC: Harumph. Well, I got a “Sunday Truth” for you: zucchini pasta is NOT pasta. It’s stringed vegetables; and this is NOT “Stringed Vegetable Sunday.”
ME: Well, it is today.
RIC: Open the wine.