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Dog Sitting


DAWG: Wake up. I’m hungry.

ME: Ok. I’m getting up.


DAWG: Let me out. I gotta pee.

ME: Ok. Give me a second.

DAWG: Where’s my food?

ME: I can’t open the door and make food - which do you want first?

DAWG: Pee. No food. No pee. No food. No …

ME: The door’s open. Go on out. I will make your food.


DAWG: [with scornful look] It better be ready when I get back.

ME: It will


ME: [Makes dog’s food. Goes out and calls to dog.] Dawg! C’mon, boy. Your food is ready.

DAWG: I will be there in a minute. I gotta sniff everything first.


ME: I ain’t holding this door open all damn day. You best get on in here and eat if you are hungry.

DAWG: Alright grumpy, I’m coming.

ME: [Sighs. Goes to computer to release this morning’s post.]


DAWG: [Rambles into office]. I’m done eating. Let me out again.

ME: Give me a minute.

DAWG: Now!

ME: Just a second.

DAWG: No! Now!

ME: Ugh. [Rises and goes to door]


DAWG: [Runs to fence.] Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! . . . . Bark! Bark!

ME: Ya, basta! It’s too early for that.

DAWG: [Another scornful look] Who the hell do you think you are? Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

ME: Back inside!


DAWG: [Runs back into the house. Sits pretty in kitchen.] Where’s my treat?

ME: [Shakes head] Ric will be up shortly.

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