Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession.
I know that I should not have but . . . I have this neighbor who walks his dog by my house each night. On many occasions, he has allowed his dog to do its business on my lawn without cleaning it up.
The other night, I went to his lawn and did my business without cleaning up.
I will now go say five Hail Mary’s.