DAWG: Wake up!
ME: I'm getting up.
DAWG: Hurry. Let me out.
ME: I'm getting up.
DAWG: What's taking so long?
ME: I'm getting up.
DAWG: Where's my breakfast?
ME: I'm getting up.
DAWG: It's Thanksgiving.
ME: I'm getting up.
DAWG: Where's my turkey?
ME: I'm getting up.
[Dog jumps up on bed, burrows under the covers, and snuggles up to me.]
ME: But, I was just getting up.
DAWG: Aren't you thankful for me?
ME: But, I was just getting up.
DAWG: [snores]
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