DOG: Hey. Hey. Hey.
ME: I’m busy. What do you need?
DOG: Let’s go outside and play.
ME: Go by yourself. I’m busy.
DOG: Hey. Hey. Hey.
ME: I’m busy. What do you need?
DOG: Let’s go outside and play.
ME: I told you, I’m busy. Later.
DOG: Hey. Hey. Hey.
ME: What? I am busy.
DOG: Let’s go outside and play.
ME: I can’t right now. Maybe later.
DOG: Hey. Hey. Hey.
ME: What do you want?
DOG: Let’s go outside and play.
ME: Fine; ten minutes.
DOG: Yea!
[Goes outside. Dog follows. I pick up ball throw it across the yard. Dog looks at it, then lays down and starts sunning himself.]
ME: I thought you wanted to play.
DOG: No. I just wanted to come outside.
ME: I didn’t come out here for you to ignore me.
DOG: Now you know how it feels, don’t you?
ME: Open the wine.
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