By Order of Public Health:
We are in the midst of the end of days for this pandemic, but due to the increase in forged vaccination certificates and the likelihood that any such passports may also be forged, and to keep the general public safe from miscreants who refuse to be vaccinated, Public Heath has issued the following order effective on the sixth hour of the sixth day of the sixth month of this year 6/6 6
All individuals who have been vaccinated shall be tattooed on their right hand with the mark “CVD VI VI VI” which must be visibly displayed at all times. Said mark shall be connected to the individual's bank accounts such that payments may be made by scanning the mark. Merchants are empowered and encouraged to refuse to payment by any other means.
Anyone not displaying this mark shall:
1. Be denied access to airlines, trains, or any other form of public transportation including, but not limited to taxicabs and ride sharing services.
2. Denied entry into any public forum including but not limited to government offices, stadiums, and parks;
3. Denied entry into any private place of business subject to the authority of government regulations (which is everywhere);
4. Not be allowed to interact with delivery persons who make deliveries to their home.
We thank you in advance for your cooperation.