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Where Have You Been?

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

DOG: Where have you been?

ME: I went to the grocery store.

DOG: What did you get me?

ME: Why should I get you anything? You don’t do anything around here.

DOG: Yes I do!

ME: Do you put away your toys?

DOG: No.

ME: Do you make your bed?

DOG: No.

ME: Do you clean your crate?

DOG: No.

ME: What do you do?

DOG: I jump excitedly when you come back.

ME: [Sarastically] Oh, yea!

DOG: So, what did you get me?

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