... And this is why I drink
RIC: Let’s go to Jim’s for breakfast.
ME: It’s so far away. I can cook something here.
RIC: But I want pancakes.
RIC: Jim’s is better than yours.
RIC: Let’s go to Jim’s.
ME: It’s thirty minutes out of our way,
RIC: It’s not that far. We can go before shopping.
ME: I really am not in the mood to drive out of the way.
RIC: But I really want pancakes!
ME: Fine. We’ll go to Jim’s.
FORTY MINUTES LATER
WAITRESS: Welcome to Jims! What can I get you?
ME: Two eggs, over easy with hashbrowns, bacon and white toast.
WAITRESS: And you?
RIC: Hamburger with a onion rings. A side of mayo, too, please.
ME: I thought you wanted pancakes.
RIC: I changed my mind.