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No, Sir!
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!...
mariokiefer
Jun 181 min read


Doorman
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Looks up at me from door.] ME: What? You want me to open the door? DOG: Yes. ME: You have a doggie...
mariokiefer
Apr 301 min read


Inheritance
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG [Throws toy in front of me as I walk to another room.] ME: Stop, Dog. I don’t want to play. DOG: [Throws...
mariokiefer
Apr 91 min read


Fetch
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Yawn.] ME: Are you tired? DOG: Yes. ME: That’s because you were up all night playing. DOG: I was...
mariokiefer
Mar 121 min read


Brrrr
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Why do you leave me? ME: I am just going to get the mail. DOG: You always go away. ME: I will be right...
mariokiefer
Jan 151 min read


I spy with my little eye . . .
DOG: What are you doing? ME: Setting up the doggie-cam. DOG: What for? ME: So that I can check on you when I am not here and make sure...
mariokiefer
Jan 81 min read


My Toy, My Choice
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: OMG! You have already destroyed that toy! DOG: So. ME: It’s brand spanking new. You had it for only ten...
mariokiefer
Nov 20, 20241 min read


Food Chain
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Why is everyone making such a fuss? ME: There was an election last week. DOG: So you picked a new alpha?...
mariokiefer
Nov 13, 20241 min read


Potty Time
ME: [With apologies to Eddie Murphy and Rick James, in a sing song voice to the tune of that 1985 hit] My dog likes to potty all the time...
mariokiefer
Oct 16, 20241 min read


Don't Look
ME: Stop humping that toy! DOG: But I like humping. ME: I understand, but you can’t hump in front of everyone. DOG: Why not? ME: Because...
mariokiefer
Sep 25, 20241 min read


Overdone
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: What is this slop? ME: Slop? That’s a fine filet. DOG: It’s overcooked. ME: It’s medium. I know,...
mariokiefer
Sep 18, 20241 min read


Whine to Wine
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Whining.] ME: What’s up, Boo Boo? Why you whining. DOG: [Looking at kitchen counter still whining.] ME:...
mariokiefer
Sep 11, 20241 min read


Nailed It!
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Chew. Chomp. Chew.] ME: What are you gnawing on? DOG: [Looks up innocently.] Nothing. ME: What have you...
mariokiefer
Aug 14, 20241 min read


Knotty
It's a Dog's Life . . . ME: What! You have had that toy for only two hours and you already broke it!?! DOG: [With a look of umbrage on...
mariokiefer
Jul 31, 20241 min read


It’s a Dog’s Life
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Why are you looking at me that way? DOG: You woke me up. ME: I had to go pee. DOG: You woke me up. ME: I...
mariokiefer
Jul 17, 20241 min read


Hehehehehe
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: What are you doing out there? DOG: Digging a hole. ME: Are you looking for something? DOG: No. ME: Are...
mariokiefer
Jun 5, 20241 min read


Jack
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: What do you have in your mouth? DOG: [Chew. Chew. Chew.] ME: Give me that! DOG: No. [Chew. Chew. Chew.]...
mariokiefer
May 22, 20241 min read


Keep-Away
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Would you please explain to me why when you push your toy into the corner, you whine and won’t get it...
mariokiefer
May 15, 20241 min read


A Very Special Day
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Here’s a special treat! DOG: Yea! Why - because I am so damned cute? ME: Among many reasons. DOG: You...
mariokiefer
May 8, 20241 min read


It's Fowl
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: What are you trying to pull? ME: What do you mean? DOG: This thing in my food bowl. ME: It’s fowl. DOG: And?...
mariokiefer
Apr 24, 20241 min read
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