Take Your Medicine
- mariokiefer
- 2 minutes ago
- 1 min read
It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: I don’t want to take that medicine!
ME: It’s for your own good!
DOG: My body, my choice!
ME: I am your guardian. You don’t get a choice.
DOG: Autocrat!
ME: It’s for your own good.
DOG: Every dictatorship starts with those words.
ME: Don’t use my own words against me.
DOG: Then don’t speak them.
ME: Just take your medicine.
DOG: Fascist!
ME: Open the wine.
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