Simply The Best

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

DOG: It’s your fault that I am so competitive.

ME: What do you mean?

DOG:  Well, you said I have to be the best.

ME:  No, I said you had to try your best.

DOG: You said I have to be the best - at everything

ME:  No, I said you had to try your best - at everything.

DOG: So, that’s what I do. When I see another dog, I have to beat him. I have to be the best. Because that’s what you said I should do.

ME:  You misunderstood. I don’t care if you are better at something than other dogs. I said you should try to do you best at everything and when you try your best you will always be the best to me.

DOG: Well, that’s why you think I am spoiled.

ME: I am not following.

DOG: I am trying my best to the most spoiled dog.

ME:  Open the wine.

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