MARIO KIEFER

It can be very hard to stand on principle when the bill comes due. #SundayTruth

When you go to the nude beach, there is nobody there that you want to see. #SundayTruth

If you are on the paleo diet, remember that cavemen did not live much beyond twenty years. #SundayTruth

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable...

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who do and those who don’t. #SundayTruth

“ There ain’t no monsters, except for the ones that we make.” ~ Emma in The Ordinary Monster #SundayTruth

No matter how often the restaurant tries to sell them, chickens do not have fingers. #SundayTruth

If you have to ask whether it is a good idea, it probably is not. #SundayTruth

Politics is never about the science. But too often, science is about the politics. #SundayTruth

The number one cause of death is living. #SundayTruth

There comes a time in every man’s life when he must admit that he should not be wearing skinny jeans . . . and that time is now....

Avoiding hamburgers will NOT save the planet. #SundayTruth

Whichever line you get in, it will be the slowest. #SundayTruth

While the Devil may tempt you . . . you make the choice. #SundayTruth

You are the bad guy in someone’s story. #SundayTruth

Wild animals are not pets. #SundayTruth

Sooner or later those who cancel the things they hate will get around to canceling themselves. #SundayTruth

We can barely pay our bills as the national debt balloons, but still . . . - We give away money to corporations who pocket that money...

Who do you think you are kidding? Everybody knows that you do not drink for the taste. #SundayTruth

Sooner or later, you gotta pay the fiddler. #SundayTruth