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It isn’t “self check out” if a cashier must reset the machine during every single use. #SundayTruth

Same shit, different year. #SundayTruth

All turkeys gobble. #SundayTruth

Everybody lies. #SundayTruth

So many can hear but do not know how to listen. #SundayTruth

Why bother? Nobody wants the truth. #SundayTruth

Politics is like a reality show: filled with faux drama, fake outrage, and a whole lot of pretense that it's unscripted.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who finish things and those who #SundayTruth

They call it “standby” because you stand by the gate and watch everyone else board. #SundayTruth

With apologies to Stephen Stills: “If you can’t be with the one you love . . . love the one your with.” #SundayTruth

It doesn’t matter what you order online - the first time, it will be the wrong thing. #SundayTruth

You cannot fix democracy by denying a vote. #SundayTruth

When you’re underwear is too tight, nothing goes right. #SundayTruth

Recycled toilet paper is not what you think. #SundayTruth

Many are lost but cannot see a way out. Others are lost and don’t even know it. #SundayTruth

Who was right or who was wrong matters less and less when the bodies pile up. #SundayTruth

There is no such thing as an unbiased opinion. #SundayTruth

A Republican candidate for president goes on trial and the Left shouts, “He’s a criminal!” while the Right retorts, “It’s only paperwork...

Phone trees are not about convenience. The push for electric cars is not about saving the environment. The push for self-checkout is not...

If you ban every thing that offends, you will have no thing. If you ban everything that offends, you will have nothing. #SundayTruth