MARIO KIEFER

Whenever I hear someone say, “I deserve it,” I have to ask, “Why? What did you do to earn it?” You only deserve what you earn. #SundayTruth

If you don’t want it repeated, don’t say it out loud. #SundayTruth

If something is free, it’s worth every penny you paid for it. #SundayTruth

Rusty hammers can still nail wood. #SundayTruth

If you want to capture someone’s attention, whisper. #SundayTruth

To have no regrets means you have not lived. #SundayTruth

Seek and ye shall find. #SundayTruth

They stopped minting pennies - no more common cents. #SundayTruth

You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t. So, dammit just do it. #SundayTruth

There is no intelligent life in the universe - anywhere. #SundayTruth

When you poke the bear, sometimes it pokes back. #SundayTruth

Look, at the end of every conversation you know you always say those same three words, so you might as well say them at the start to save a lot of time, trouble, and aggravation. Come on, say them with me, now: Mario, you’re right. #SundayTruth

It’s not free speech if you tell someone they cannot say that. #SundayTruth

It’s not always somebody else’s fault. #SundayTruth

Having money in the account doesn’t mean you must spend it. #SundayTruth

Fascism is as fascism does. #SundayTruth

If you don’t leave a message, it must not be that important. #SundayTruth

Only fools chase fool’s gold. #SundayTruth

When someone says “Maybe”, they mean “No”. #SundayTruth

Fifty percent of statistics are made up. #SundayTruth