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Just Kidding
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone laughed at a joke! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Jul 81 min read


Child's Plate
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While dining at a new restaurant, I asked the...
mariokiefer
Aug 21, 20221 min read


That's Messed Up
Looking down at what Man had done to His creations, God thought, “Dude, I effed up when I made him.” #SundaySermon
mariokiefer
Aug 7, 20221 min read


Slaughterhouse
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. A friend asked me to drop her off at the market. She...
mariokiefer
Aug 7, 20221 min read


Somebody's Watching
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While watching a friend’s house, I placed a...
mariokiefer
Jul 31, 20221 min read


Drink More
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you are thirsty, drink....
mariokiefer
Jul 18, 20221 min read


Waiting
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Jul 12, 20221 min read


Seriously Serious
"We've got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously," ~ Kamala Harris...
mariokiefer
Jul 11, 20221 min read


Pole Dancing
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. After gluing fake $20 bills to a g-string, I dressed...
mariokiefer
Jul 10, 20221 min read


Shots
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...
mariokiefer
Jul 5, 20221 min read


Daisy Dukes
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I still wear Daisy Dukes to the mall. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Jun 26, 20221 min read


Chewy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....
mariokiefer
Jun 14, 20221 min read


And this is why we drink
RIC: It’s Sunday! ME: So. RIC: That means we get spaghetti. ME: Not this week, sorry. RIC: What do you mean? Why not? ME: I just filled...
mariokiefer
Jun 12, 20221 min read


The Beginning
In the beginning, God created the universe with all of the stars and planets. He looked down upon His creation, called it good, and then...
mariokiefer
Jun 12, 20221 min read


Straight Answers
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone asked me to explain LGBTQIA to him. I...
mariokiefer
May 29, 20221 min read


XXX
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I hired a friend’s ex-girlfriend to be the stripper...
mariokiefer
May 22, 20221 min read


Leave a Message
If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.
mariokiefer
May 21, 20221 min read


Help
He opened the door for the man who stood outside. The man said, “I’m from the government and I am here to help.” #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
mariokiefer
May 18, 20221 min read


Pickled
Alcohol is better than vinegar for getting pickled. #SundayTruth
mariokiefer
May 8, 20221 min read


Trolling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. In the middle of the night while my neighbor was...
mariokiefer
May 1, 20221 min read
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