MARIO KIEFER

Alcohol is better than vinegar for getting pickled. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. In the middle of the night while my neighbor was...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday

I came to a realization this morning People and dogs really are not that much different from each other. Each each just wants to eat,...

He was not a good man, so when he died, he expected to be sentenced to Dante’s 9th Circle of Hell. He would have been a better man had he...

Let me be very clear here. I do not want there to be any doubt about where I stand. I do not want to hear from anyone that I did not tell...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning. RIC: How’d you sleep? ME: Very well, if you don’t count the million...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My neighbor was on vacation. While watching his...

RECEIVED TEXT: Hi, this is John Smith and I am a candidate for [insert office here] . . . [Respond “STOP” if you do not wish to the...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday

And this is why I drink . . . ME: I am not making spaghetti tonight. RIC: Why not? ME: We have too many leftovers. We need to eat those....

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because it was cold when I went outside, I wore socks...

If you pay someone for sex, it’s called solicitation of prostitution and is illegal, unless you do it on film. Then it’s called “art”....

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Despite the “No Passing” sign, I drove right by. I...

Trust me when I tell you that it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. #SundayTruth

He got married. #OneSentenceHorrorStory

“Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Author, ‘Stranger In A Strange Land’. #FavoriteQuotes

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you think that everyone is laughing...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it...