Child's Plate
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While dining at a new restaurant, I asked the...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 7
- 1 min
That's Messed Up
Looking down at what Man had done to His creations, God thought, “Dude, I effed up when I made him.” #SundaySermon
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mariokiefer
- Aug 7
- 1 min
Slaughterhouse
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. A friend asked me to drop her off at the market. She...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 31
- 1 min
Somebody's Watching
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While watching a friend’s house, I placed a...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 18
- 1 min
Drink More
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you are thirsty, drink....
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mariokiefer
- Jul 12
- 1 min
Waiting
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 11
- 1 min
Seriously Serious
"We've got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously," ~ Kamala Harris...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 10
- 1 min
Pole Dancing
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. After gluing fake $20 bills to a g-string, I dressed...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 5
- 1 min
Shots
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 26
- 1 min
Daisy Dukes
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I still wear Daisy Dukes to the mall. I will now go...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 14
- 1 min
Chewy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....
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mariokiefer
- Jun 12
- 1 min
And this is why we drink
RIC: It’s Sunday! ME: So. RIC: That means we get spaghetti. ME: Not this week, sorry. RIC: What do you mean? Why not? ME: I just filled...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 12
- 1 min
The Beginning
In the beginning, God created the universe with all of the stars and planets. He looked down upon His creation, called it good, and then...
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mariokiefer
- May 29
- 1 min
Straight Answers
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone asked me to explain LGBTQIA to him. I...
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mariokiefer
- May 22
- 1 min
XXX
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I hired a friend’s ex-girlfriend to be the stripper...
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mariokiefer
- May 21
- 1 min
Leave a Message
If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.
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mariokiefer
- May 18
- 1 min
Help
He opened the door for the man who stood outside. The man said, “I’m from the government and I am here to help.” #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
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mariokiefer
- May 8
- 1 min
Pickled
Alcohol is better than vinegar for getting pickled. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- May 1
- 1 min
Trolling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. In the middle of the night while my neighbor was...
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mariokiefer
- Apr 26
- 1 min
Safe Space
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday
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