MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone laughed at a joke! #Outrage

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While dining at a new restaurant, I asked the...

Looking down at what Man had done to His creations, God thought, “Dude, I effed up when I made him.” #SundaySermon

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. A friend asked me to drop her off at the market. She...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While watching a friend’s house, I placed a...

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you are thirsty, drink....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday

"We've got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously," ~ Kamala Harris...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. After gluing fake $20 bills to a g-string, I dressed...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I still wear Daisy Dukes to the mall. I will now go...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....

RIC: It’s Sunday! ME: So. RIC: That means we get spaghetti. ME: Not this week, sorry. RIC: What do you mean? Why not? ME: I just filled...

In the beginning, God created the universe with all of the stars and planets. He looked down upon His creation, called it good, and then...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone asked me to explain LGBTQIA to him. I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I hired a friend’s ex-girlfriend to be the stripper...

If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.

He opened the door for the man who stood outside. The man said, “I’m from the government and I am here to help.” #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Alcohol is better than vinegar for getting pickled. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. In the middle of the night while my neighbor was...