PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.11.19
Whereas: Vaccination is the most effective method to stop the spread of disease, and Vaccines have now been approved for children; In...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 10, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.09.09
Effective 09/10/2021 BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH . . . We no longer require your cooperation.
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mariokiefer
- Sep 1, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.09.01
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective @ Noon on 09/01/2021 Whereas humor is offensive to those who cannot laugh at themselves; Whereas...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 17, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.17
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Doctors have diagnosed a single case of the cooties in America. Given how easily this...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 14, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.14
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 A.M. 08/15/2021 Public Heath hereby orders that you voluntarily do what you are ordered to do....
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mariokiefer
- Aug 10, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC ORDER NO. 2021.08.10
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/10/2021 In order to mitigate the effects of the Delta variant, Public Health orders that we return...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 7, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.07
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective August 8, 2021 Whereas, Janis Joplin once famously sang that freedom is just another word for nothing...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 6, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.06-01
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/07/2021 After 18 months of intensive study by a panel of independent, non-partisan experts, Public...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 30, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.30 - Masks
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 PM July 31, 2021 The vaccine will protect you from infection with the virus, but mask up...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.21 - Information Center Tags
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Social Media platforms must now tag EVERYTHING with the "Visit the COVID-19 Information...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.21 - Masks for the Vaccinated
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately It is imperative that everyone wear a mask and get vaccinated to protect the vaccinated...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.01 - After Death
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective May 1, 2021. Despite the prevalence of vaccines, Public Health has determined that the threat of...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.19 - Masks
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective retroactively to 1/1/1999 Yesterday Public Health issued new mask guidelines to clear up confusion...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.18 - Masks
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Midnight 5/18/21 There has been much recent confusion about wearing masks. To clear up that confusion...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.15 - Vaccine Certificates (Amended)
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately New guidelines from the CDC say that fully vaccinated individuals need not wear a mask....
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.06 - Vaccine Certificates
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 6/6 6:00 AM We are in the midst of the end of days for this pandemic, but due to the increase in...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.01.09 - Vaccines
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective at midnight tonight. Now that the vaccination is being made available, new COVID rules regarding...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2020.12.31 - NYE
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective December 31, 2020 Public Health has issued new orders to prevent the spread of this PANdemIC during...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.24 RE West Nile virus
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Public Health has become aware that mosquitoes in Los Angeles County have tested positive for the West Nile...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 23, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.23
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH About 655,000 Americans die from heart disease each year—that's 1 in every 4 deaths. This entirely preventable...
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