mariokieferNov 19, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.11.19Whereas: Vaccination is the most effective method to stop the spread of disease, and Vaccines have now been approved for children; In...
mariokieferSep 10, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.09.09Effective 09/10/2021 BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH . . . We no longer require your cooperation.
mariokieferSep 1, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.09.01BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective @ Noon on 09/01/2021 Whereas humor is offensive to those who cannot laugh at themselves; Whereas...
mariokieferAug 17, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.17BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Doctors have diagnosed a single case of the cooties in America. Given how easily this...
mariokieferAug 14, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.14BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 A.M. 08/15/2021 Public Heath hereby orders that you voluntarily do what you are ordered to do....
mariokieferAug 10, 20211 minPUBLIC ORDER NO. 2021.08.10BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/10/2021 In order to mitigate the effects of the Delta variant, Public Health orders that we return...
mariokieferAug 7, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.07BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective August 8, 2021 Whereas, Janis Joplin once famously sang that freedom is just another word for nothing...
mariokieferAug 6, 20211 minPUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.06-01BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/07/2021 After 18 months of intensive study by a panel of independent, non-partisan experts, Public...
mariokieferJul 30, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.07.30 - MasksBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 PM July 31, 2021 The vaccine will protect you from infection with the virus, but mask up...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.07.21 - Information Center TagsBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Social Media platforms must now tag EVERYTHING with the "Visit the COVID-19 Information...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.07.21 - Masks for the VaccinatedBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately It is imperative that everyone wear a mask and get vaccinated to protect the vaccinated...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.05.01 - After DeathBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective May 1, 2021. Despite the prevalence of vaccines, Public Health has determined that the threat of...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.05.19 - MasksBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective retroactively to 1/1/1999 Yesterday Public Health issued new mask guidelines to clear up confusion...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.05.18 - MasksBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Midnight 5/18/21 There has been much recent confusion about wearing masks. To clear up that confusion...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.05.15 - Vaccine Certificates (Amended)BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately New guidelines from the CDC say that fully vaccinated individuals need not wear a mask....
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.05.06 - Vaccine CertificatesBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 6/6 6:00 AM We are in the midst of the end of days for this pandemic, but due to the increase in...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.01.09 - VaccinesBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective at midnight tonight. Now that the vaccination is being made available, new COVID rules regarding...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2020.12.31 - NYEBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective December 31, 2020 Public Health has issued new orders to prevent the spread of this PANdemIC during...
mariokieferJul 24, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.07.24 RE West Nile virusBY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Public Health has become aware that mosquitoes in Los Angeles County have tested positive for the West Nile...
mariokieferJul 23, 20211 minPublic Health Order 2021.07.23BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH About 655,000 Americans die from heart disease each year—that's 1 in every 4 deaths. This entirely preventable...