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Effective 09/10/2021 BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH . . . We no longer require your cooperation.

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective @ Noon on 09/01/2021 Whereas humor is offensive to those who cannot laugh at themselves; Whereas...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Doctors have diagnosed a single case of the cooties in America. Given how easily this...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 A.M. 08/15/2021 Public Heath hereby orders that you voluntarily do what you are ordered to do....

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/10/2021 In order to mitigate the effects of the Delta variant, Public Health orders that we return...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective August 8, 2021 Whereas, Janis Joplin once famously sang that freedom is just another word for nothing...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/07/2021 After 18 months of intensive study by a panel of independent, non-partisan experts, Public...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 PM July 31, 2021 The vaccine will protect you from infection with the virus, but mask up...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Social Media platforms must now tag EVERYTHING with the "Visit the COVID-19 Information...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately It is imperative that everyone wear a mask and get vaccinated to protect the vaccinated...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective May 1, 2021. Despite the prevalence of vaccines, Public Health has determined that the threat of...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective retroactively to 1/1/1999 Yesterday Public Health issued new mask guidelines to clear up confusion...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Midnight 5/18/21 There has been much recent confusion about wearing masks. To clear up that confusion...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately New guidelines from the CDC say that fully vaccinated individuals need not wear a mask....

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 6/6 6:00 AM We are in the midst of the end of days for this pandemic, but due to the increase in...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective at midnight tonight. Now that the vaccination is being made available, new COVID rules regarding...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective December 31, 2020 Public Health has issued new orders to prevent the spread of this PANdemIC during...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Public Health has become aware that mosquitoes in Los Angeles County have tested positive for the West Nile...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH About 655,000 Americans die from heart disease each year—that's 1 in every 4 deaths. This entirely preventable...

By Order of Public Health: We are in the midst of the end of days for this pandemic, but due to the increase in forged vaccination...