BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH
Effective 08/07/2021
After 18 months of intensive study by a panel of independent, non-partisan experts, Public Health issues the following findings and order:
1. Each and every one of you must be responsible for your own health, welfare, and well-being, because;
2. If truth be told, we really don’t know WTF we are doing and are making it up as we go along.
Thank you for your cooperation.