Miscellaneous

mariokiefer

2 days ago
2 min

Flora's Massacre

3:00 AM I awaken and rise. As I shuffle through the bathroom door, from the corner of my eye I see a flash of light. Out of habit I...

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mariokiefer

Jan 26
1 min

Brilliant!

We’ve all had those dreams. You know the ones; the dreams that seem so brilliant when you wake in the middle night that you want to...

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mariokiefer

Jan 22
1 min

And this is why I drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Where’s my spaghetti? ME: We went to brunch and had mimosas. RIC: So? ME: I am just not hungry - and a...

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mariokiefer

Jan 1
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s New Years! ME: Why bother discussing it. Just open the wine.

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mariokiefer

Dec 30, 2022
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . [FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30] RIC: Do we have any plans? ME: Just that NYE party tomorrow night. RIC: What about...

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mariokiefer

Dec 24, 2022
1 min

It's A Dog's Life

DAWG: I smell eggs. Gimme! ME: You already had your breakfast. This is mine. DAWG: I smell potatoes. Gimme! ME: You already had your...

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mariokiefer

Dec 11, 2022
2 min

And this is why I drink . . .

[DECEMBER 03] ME: Here is the Christmas menu that I planned. What do you think? RIC: Perfect! ME: Great. I will make the shopping list....

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mariokiefer

Nov 26, 2022
1 min

A Dog's Life

[Me walking to front door] DAWG: Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? ME: I'll be right back. DAWG: Can I come? Please? Let...

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mariokiefer

Nov 24, 2022
1 min

It's Dog's Life

DAWG: Wake up! ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: Hurry. Let me out. ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: What's taking so long? ME: I'm getting up. DAWG:...

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mariokiefer

Oct 30, 2022
1 min

And This is Why I Drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s the day before Halloween. ME: We call that Devil’s Night. RIC: We should definitely do something...

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mariokiefer

Oct 9, 2022
1 min

I Always Cry At Weddings

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s a lovely wedding, right? ME: It is. I am so happy for the couple. RIC: What time are they serving...

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mariokiefer

Sep 11, 2022
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: I was thinking of making French toast for breakfast this morning. ME: That sounds great. RIC: But we...

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mariokiefer

Aug 28, 2022
2 min

Dogs

DAWG: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. ME: Fine. I’m awake. DAWG: Let me out. Let me out. ME: Hold on. I gotta pee first. DAWG:...

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mariokiefer

Aug 21, 2022
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning and Happy Birthday! RIC: Thank you. ME: For your birthday, I planned a...

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mariokiefer

Aug 21, 2022
1 min

Happy Happy

What do you give to someone who has everything he needs and most of what he wants? What do you do for someone who does for himself? Life...

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mariokiefer

Aug 14, 2022
1 min

And This is Why I Drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s Sunday. ME: Yes, it is. RIC: What’s our plans for today? ME: Well, we have to feed the dog, do...

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mariokiefer

Aug 7, 2022
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

RIC: What time did we go to bed? The last thing I remember was sitting outside. ME: You went to bed just a little before me. I was in...

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mariokiefer

Jul 31, 2022
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

RIC: How do you spell spaghetti? ME: s-p-a-g-h-e-t-t-i RIC: Nope. ME: What do you mean, “Nope”? RIC: That’s not how it’s spelled. ME: Yes...

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mariokiefer

Jul 17, 2022
1 min

And This is Why I Drink

RIC: Do you want me to prep anything for the spaghetti? ME: Spaghetti? RIC: It’s Sunday. ME: Yes, it is. RIC: Sunday is a special day....

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mariokiefer

Jul 10, 2022
2 min

Tastes Change

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Vacation is over. ME: I know. What a bummer. I could use another couple of weeks. RIC: It was nice,...

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