Miscellaneous

Sep 11
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: I was thinking of making French toast for breakfast this morning. ME: That sounds great. RIC: But we...

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mariokiefer

Aug 28
2 min

Dogs

DAWG: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. ME: Fine. I’m awake. DAWG: Let me out. Let me out. ME: Hold on. I gotta pee first. DAWG:...

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mariokiefer

Aug 21
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning and Happy Birthday! RIC: Thank you. ME: For your birthday, I planned a...

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mariokiefer

Aug 21
1 min

Happy Happy

What do you give to someone who has everything he needs and most of what he wants? What do you do for someone who does for himself? Life...

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mariokiefer

Aug 14
1 min

And This is Why I Drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s Sunday. ME: Yes, it is. RIC: What’s our plans for today? ME: Well, we have to feed the dog, do...

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mariokiefer

Aug 7
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

RIC: What time did we go to bed? The last thing I remember was sitting outside. ME: You went to bed just a little before me. I was in...

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mariokiefer

Jul 31
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

RIC: How do you spell spaghetti? ME: s-p-a-g-h-e-t-t-i RIC: Nope. ME: What do you mean, “Nope”? RIC: That’s not how it’s spelled. ME: Yes...

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mariokiefer

Jul 17
1 min

And This is Why I Drink

RIC: Do you want me to prep anything for the spaghetti? ME: Spaghetti? RIC: It’s Sunday. ME: Yes, it is. RIC: Sunday is a special day....

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mariokiefer

Jul 10
2 min

Tastes Change

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Vacation is over. ME: I know. What a bummer. I could use another couple of weeks. RIC: It was nice,...

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mariokiefer

Jul 4
1 min

O Beautiful

Everyone American knows the first stanza to “America the Beautiful”. They probably learned it in grade school and it has stuck with them...

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mariokiefer

Jun 19
1 min

And this is why I drink . . .

ME: We are on vacation! No spaghetti tonight. RIC: But . . . can we still open the wine?

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mariokiefer

Jun 12
1 min

And this is why we drink

RIC: It’s Sunday! ME: So. RIC: That means we get spaghetti. ME: Not this week, sorry. RIC: What do you mean? Why not? ME: I just filled...

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mariokiefer

May 30
1 min

In Memoriam

Today, we remember the good men and women who sacrificed themselves that we may enjoy the promise of our Founding Fathers. They gave...

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mariokiefer

May 21
1 min

Leave a Message

If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.

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mariokiefer

May 15
1 min

And this is why I drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Yea! Spaghetti night! ME: I am not making Bolognese tonight RIC: But I love your Bolognese. ME: Don’t...

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mariokiefer

May 1
1 min

And This Is Why I Drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning! ME: Good morning. RIC: Happy Anniversary. ME: You, too. RIC: I made reservations for...

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mariokiefer

May 1
1 min

Happy Twelfth!

Ric, You are a pain in my ass. You drive me insane with your constant demands. I hate when we are watching television and you leave the...

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mariokiefer

Apr 24
1 min

And This Is Why I Drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: The month is almost over and you have hardly made spaghetti at all. ME: Fine. I will make spaghetti...

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mariokiefer

Apr 24
1 min

Dog Eat Dog

I came to a realization this morning People and dogs really are not that much different from each other. Each each just wants to eat,...

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mariokiefer

Apr 23
2 min

Heresy

Once upon a time, the consensus was that the sun revolved around the earth. But Galileo Galilei did not accept this orthodoxy, so Father...

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