Miscellaneous

mariokiefer

Oct 202 min read

Love You, Kisses, Mean It.

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Do you know what day it is? ME: The 20th? RIC: No; well, yeah, but I mean the DAY. ME: Sunday? RIC:...

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mariokiefer

Jul 141 min read

And This is Why I Drink

RIC: How was work? ME: It’s been a bear all week — so very busy I haven’t even had time for a cup of coffee. RIC: Ugh. Well, did you...

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mariokiefer

Dec 17, 20231 min read

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I know that my letter this year is a little late since Christmas is only one week away now. I apologize for my tardiness....

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mariokiefer

Jul 4, 20231 min read

Independence Day

America is an idea. She is the belief that “all men are created equal”. She is the tenet that “they are endowed by their Creator with...

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mariokiefer

Apr 23, 20231 min read

Mostly

And this is why Ric drinks . . . RIC: We are having spaghetti tonight, right? ME: Well . . . RIC: You haven’t made spaghetti for me in a...

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mariokiefer

Mar 29, 20231 min read

And This is Why I Drink

It's not Sunday, but . . . RIC: I'm tired of eating out. Let’s cook in. ME: Ok. RIC: Let’s have Alfredo. ME: Yum. RIC: What time do you...

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mariokiefer

Feb 2, 20232 min read

Flora's Massacre

3:00 AM I awaken and rise. As I shuffle through the bathroom door, from the corner of my eye I see a flash of light. Out of habit I...

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mariokiefer

Jan 26, 20231 min read

Brilliant!

We’ve all had those dreams. You know the ones; the dreams that seem so brilliant when you wake in the middle night that you want to...

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mariokiefer

Jan 22, 20231 min read

And this is why I drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Where’s my spaghetti? ME: We went to brunch and had mimosas. RIC: So? ME: I am just not hungry - and a...

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mariokiefer

Jan 1, 20231 min read

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s New Years! ME: Why bother discussing it. Just open the wine.

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mariokiefer

Dec 30, 20221 min read

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . [FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30] RIC: Do we have any plans? ME: Just that NYE party tomorrow night. RIC: What about...

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mariokiefer

Dec 24, 20221 min read

It's A Dog's Life

DAWG: I smell eggs. Gimme! ME: You already had your breakfast. This is mine. DAWG: I smell potatoes. Gimme! ME: You already had your...

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mariokiefer

Dec 11, 20222 min read

And this is why I drink . . .

[DECEMBER 03] ME: Here is the Christmas menu that I planned. What do you think? RIC: Perfect! ME: Great. I will make the shopping list....

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mariokiefer

Nov 26, 20221 min read

A Dog's Life

[Me walking to front door] DAWG: Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? ME: I'll be right back. DAWG: Can I come? Please? Let...

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mariokiefer

Nov 24, 20221 min read

It's Dog's Life

DAWG: Wake up! ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: Hurry. Let me out. ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: What's taking so long? ME: I'm getting up. DAWG:...

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mariokiefer

Oct 30, 20221 min read

And This is Why I Drink

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s the day before Halloween. ME: We call that Devil’s Night. RIC: We should definitely do something...

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mariokiefer

Oct 9, 20221 min read

I Always Cry At Weddings

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s a lovely wedding, right? ME: It is. I am so happy for the couple. RIC: What time are they serving...

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mariokiefer

Sep 11, 20221 min read

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: I was thinking of making French toast for breakfast this morning. ME: That sounds great. RIC: But we...

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mariokiefer

Aug 28, 20222 min read

Dogs

DAWG: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. ME: Fine. I’m awake. DAWG: Let me out. Let me out. ME: Hold on. I gotta pee first. DAWG:...

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mariokiefer

Aug 21, 20221 min read

And this is why I drink . . .

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning and Happy Birthday! RIC: Thank you. ME: For your birthday, I planned a...

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