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Call Me
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. When at a red light the good looking driver in the car next to me gave me the middle finger. I thought it was a kind offer, so I held up a sign that said, “Call me later.” I will say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession
mariokiefer
Jan 111 min read


Peace
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. I received a text soliciting my opinion on issues from the Global Peace Initiative. I responded, “Bomb them all.” I will go and say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession
mariokiefer
Dec 22, 20251 min read


Know Your Rights
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. But first, I need my lawyer. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession
mariokiefer
Dec 15, 20251 min read


Remotely Appropriate
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession. I was at a friend’s house and while they were not looking I...
mariokiefer
Oct 5, 20251 min read


Thusly
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. Not wanting to say, “I told you so,” (even though I...
mariokiefer
Sep 28, 20251 min read


Canceled
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a one week since my last confession. I canceled the dog’s toy subscription because he has...
mariokiefer
Sep 21, 20251 min read


No Atonement
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I said that calling people “evil” is wrong. I will not...
mariokiefer
Sep 14, 20251 min read


Caring is Sharing
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. Sometimes, I don’t care enough to not care. I will say...
mariokiefer
Aug 31, 20251 min read


Say What?
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I spoke the truth to someone who asked for it. I will...
mariokiefer
Jul 27, 20251 min read


Who?
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I gave a friend the key to my place but not the code for...
mariokiefer
Jun 15, 20251 min read


That Smarts
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I stopped resisting the urge to tell people, “I thought...
mariokiefer
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Missing
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I hung missing posters around town in search of my lost...
mariokiefer
Jun 1, 20251 min read


Order Up!
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I went into a fast food place with a cordless...
mariokiefer
May 25, 20251 min read


Weather
If the weatherman says sun, you should probably take an umbrella. #SundayTruth
mariokiefer
May 18, 20251 min read


Ding Dong
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When the doorbell rang, I ran and hid under the bed. I...
mariokiefer
Apr 13, 20251 min read


Binge Watch
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I binge watched a show because the remote was out of reach...
mariokiefer
Apr 6, 20251 min read


Bliss
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “If ignorance...
mariokiefer
Mar 30, 20251 min read


Orange
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I plan to wear orange on St. Patrick’s Day. I will go say...
mariokiefer
Mar 16, 20251 min read


Doing My Part
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a month since my last confession. When I saw a row of EV’s not in use, I unplugged them to...
mariokiefer
Mar 9, 20251 min read


Shhhh!
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession. I thought to create a website where users might post and...
mariokiefer
Feb 2, 20251 min read
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