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    Waiting
    mariokiefer
    • Jul 12
    • 1 min

    Waiting

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday
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    Shots
    mariokiefer
    • Jul 5
    • 1 min

    Shots

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...
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    Rainy Days
    mariokiefer
    • Jun 28
    • 1 min

    Rainy Days

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday
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    The Beach
    mariokiefer
    • Jun 21
    • 1 min

    The Beach

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday
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    Chewy
    mariokiefer
    • Jun 14
    • 1 min

    Chewy

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....
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    Greater Tuna
    mariokiefer
    • May 24
    • 1 min

    Greater Tuna

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday
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    The Sheriff
    mariokiefer
    • May 17
    • 1 min

    The Sheriff

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...
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    Somebody
    mariokiefer
    • May 10
    • 1 min

    Somebody

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...
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    Disinformation
    mariokiefer
    • May 3
    • 1 min

    Disinformation

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday
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    Safe Space
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 26
    • 1 min

    Safe Space

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday
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    Sorry
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 19
    • 1 min

    Sorry

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...
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    Tiring
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 12
    • 1 min

    Tiring

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday
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    Me!Me
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 5
    • 1 min

    Me!Me

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday
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    The Invite
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 22
    • 1 min

    The Invite

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...
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    T-Shirt
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 15
    • 1 min

    T-Shirt

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday
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    Nosy
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 8
    • 1 min

    Nosy

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday
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    Skinny Jeans
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 1
    • 1 min

    Skinny Jeans

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday
    3 views0 comments
    Payback
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 22
    • 1 min

    Payback

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday
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    Size 6
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 15
    • 1 min

    Size 6

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday
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    Hound Dogs
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 8
    • 1 min

    Hound Dogs

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but...
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