Hello
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody said “hello” to me. Don’t they realize that hello has the word “hell” in it? #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 12, 2022
- 1 min
Waiting
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 5, 2022
- 1 min
Shots
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 28, 2022
- 1 min
Rainy Days
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jun 21, 2022
- 1 min
The Beach
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jun 14, 2022
- 1 min
Chewy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....
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mariokiefer
- May 24, 2022
- 1 min
Greater Tuna
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- May 17, 2022
- 1 min
The Sheriff
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...
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mariokiefer
- May 10, 2022
- 1 min
Somebody
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...
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mariokiefer
- May 3, 2022
- 1 min
Disinformation
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Apr 26, 2022
- 1 min
Safe Space
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Apr 19, 2022
- 1 min
Sorry
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...
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mariokiefer
- Apr 12, 2022
- 1 min
Tiring
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Apr 5, 2022
- 1 min
Me!Me
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Mar 22, 2022
- 1 min
The Invite
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...
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mariokiefer
- Mar 15, 2022
- 1 min
T-Shirt
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Mar 8, 2022
- 1 min
Nosy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Mar 1, 2022
- 1 min
Skinny Jeans
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Feb 22, 2022
- 1 min
Payback
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Feb 15, 2022
- 1 min
Size 6
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday
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