Oh, The Humanity
“This virus cannot kill off the whole of humankind without first killing off its humanity. Man fears that at the End of Days, demons from...
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mariokiefer
- May 10, 2022
- 1 min
The Choices We Make
Some choices have become quite routine And some say we must intervene “My body my choice,” Others shout in their voice Except when it...
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mariokiefer
- Feb 1, 2022
- 1 min
Jabberwocky
The vaccinated often are cocky Though the science remains very rocky Those who aren’t jabbed Will surely be nabbed But it’s nothing but...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 25, 2022
- 1 min
ID
In order to stay virus free To eat, you must show your ID But not at the polls Where everyone goes Those booths remain virus free #Limerick
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mariokiefer
- Jan 11, 2022
- 1 min
No Respect
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....
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mariokiefer
- Jan 11, 2022
- 1 min
Jabberwocky
Vaccines protect from infection Coming from any direction “All must be jabbed,” The politicians, they gabbed “We have an upcoming...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 4, 2022
- 1 min
The End
This pandemic never will end No matter how many may mend It’s about all the science Ignore studys’ defiance Politics is is what we...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 23, 2021
- 1 min
The Sky is Falling
Chicken Little ran around calling This virus is truly appalling! Keep grandma at bay And your family away Before the sky starts...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 10, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.09.09
Effective 09/10/2021 BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH . . . We no longer require your cooperation.
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mariokiefer
- Aug 17, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.17
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Doctors have diagnosed a single case of the cooties in America. Given how easily this...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 14, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.14
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 A.M. 08/15/2021 Public Heath hereby orders that you voluntarily do what you are ordered to do....
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mariokiefer
- Aug 10, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC ORDER NO. 2021.08.10
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/10/2021 In order to mitigate the effects of the Delta variant, Public Health orders that we return...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 7, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.07
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective August 8, 2021 Whereas, Janis Joplin once famously sang that freedom is just another word for nothing...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 6, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.08.06-01
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/07/2021 After 18 months of intensive study by a panel of independent, non-partisan experts, Public...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 30, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.30 - Masks
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 PM July 31, 2021 The vaccine will protect you from infection with the virus, but mask up...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 25, 2021
- 1 min
The End
Throughout history, mankind has survived far worse pandemics than COVID-19 and, yet, here we are. So, I am not worried that COVID may...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.21 - Information Center Tags
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Social Media platforms must now tag EVERYTHING with the "Visit the COVID-19 Information...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.07.21 - Masks for the Vaccinated
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately It is imperative that everyone wear a mask and get vaccinated to protect the vaccinated...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.01 - After Death
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective May 1, 2021. Despite the prevalence of vaccines, Public Health has determined that the threat of...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 24, 2021
- 1 min
Public Health Order 2021.05.19 - Masks
BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective retroactively to 1/1/1999 Yesterday Public Health issued new mask guidelines to clear up confusion...
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