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    And This is Why Ric Drinks
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 13
    • 1 min

    And This is Why Ric Drinks

    And this is why Ric drinks . . . RIC: Yea! It’s Sunday. ME: It’s just another day. RIC: No. It’s Spaghetti Sunday! ME: I found this...
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    What Dreams May Come
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 6
    • 2 min

    What Dreams May Come

    And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning. RIC: How’d you sleep? ME: Very well, if you don’t count the million...
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    Bacon
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 6
    • 1 min

    Bacon

    Bacon is God’s way of saying, “I love you.” #SundayTruth
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    Beef Pepper Steak
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 27
    • 1 min

    Beef Pepper Steak

    And this is why I drink . . . ME: I am not making spaghetti tonight. RIC: Why not? ME: We have too many leftovers. We need to eat those....
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    Pasta
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 6
    • 1 min

    Pasta

    Dried pasta is just as good as fresh. #SundayTruth
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    Where's the Beef?
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 25
    • 1 min

    Where's the Beef?

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday
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    And this is why I drink . . .
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 16
    • 1 min

    And this is why I drink . . .

    The new refrigerator arrived and was installed last week. The new Keurig arrived as well. I connected the water to the Keurig and fixed...
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    Savage
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 14
    • 1 min

    Savage

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We ran out of bottle water. Am I supposed to drink from...
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    Push-Aways
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 13
    • 1 min

    Push-Aways

    It’s like Mama always said: “The most important exercise to lose weight is the push-away: push away from the table.” #MamaSaid
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    Caviar
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 31, 2021
    • 1 min

    Caviar

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Everybody wants to go to a NYE party, but nobody wants...
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    And This Is Why I Drink
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 5, 2021
    • 1 min

    And This Is Why I Drink

    And this is why I drink . . . ME: Take that whole chicken out of the freezer. I am gong to make Chicken & Dumplings this week....
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    Home Is Where The Heart Is
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 30, 2021
    • 1 min

    Home Is Where The Heart Is

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...
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    The Feast
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 24, 2021
    • 1 min

    The Feast

    The feast was over When his head hit the pillow Now, sated and full. #HaikuWednesday
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    Sweet Dreams
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 24, 2021
    • 1 min

    Sweet Dreams

    “Tom,” she said, “just lay your head right here and let sweet dreams come to you in your sleep.” In compliance, the turkey lay his head...
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    I'm Stuffed
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 22, 2021
    • 1 min

    I'm Stuffed

    Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you feel overstuffed at your...
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    Sandwich
    mariokiefer
    • Sep 21, 2021
    • 1 min

    Sandwich

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is neither sand nor witch in my sandwich! #OutrageTuesday
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