Yes, we have no bananas.
It doesn’t matter how green the banana is when you buy it, it will be brown before you get it home. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Jul 10
- 2 min
Tastes Change
And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Vacation is over. ME: I know. What a bummer. I could use another couple of weeks. RIC: It was nice,...
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mariokiefer
- May 24
- 1 min
Greater Tuna
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Mar 13
- 1 min
And This is Why Ric Drinks
And this is why Ric drinks . . . RIC: Yea! It’s Sunday. ME: It’s just another day. RIC: No. It’s Spaghetti Sunday! ME: I found this...
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mariokiefer
- Mar 6
- 2 min
What Dreams May Come
And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning. RIC: How’d you sleep? ME: Very well, if you don’t count the million...
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mariokiefer
- Feb 27
- 1 min
Beef Pepper Steak
And this is why I drink . . . ME: I am not making spaghetti tonight. RIC: Why not? ME: We have too many leftovers. We need to eat those....
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mariokiefer
- Jan 25
- 1 min
Where's the Beef?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 16
- 1 min
And this is why I drink . . .
The new refrigerator arrived and was installed last week. The new Keurig arrived as well. I connected the water to the Keurig and fixed...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 14
- 1 min
Savage
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We ran out of bottle water. Am I supposed to drink from...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 13
- 1 min
Push-Aways
It’s like Mama always said: “The most important exercise to lose weight is the push-away: push away from the table.” #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Dec 31, 2021
- 1 min
Caviar
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Everybody wants to go to a NYE party, but nobody wants...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 5, 2021
- 1 min
And This Is Why I Drink
And this is why I drink . . . ME: Take that whole chicken out of the freezer. I am gong to make Chicken & Dumplings this week....
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mariokiefer
- Nov 30, 2021
- 1 min
Home Is Where The Heart Is
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 24, 2021
- 1 min
The Feast
The feast was over When his head hit the pillow Now, sated and full. #HaikuWednesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 24, 2021
- 1 min
Sweet Dreams
“Tom,” she said, “just lay your head right here and let sweet dreams come to you in your sleep.” In compliance, the turkey lay his head...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 22, 2021
- 1 min
I'm Stuffed
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you feel overstuffed at your...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 21, 2021
- 1 min
Sandwich
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is neither sand nor witch in my sandwich! #OutrageTuesday
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