mariokieferMar 131 minAnd This is Why Ric DrinksAnd this is why Ric drinks . . . RIC: Yea! It’s Sunday. ME: It’s just another day. RIC: No. It’s Spaghetti Sunday! ME: I found this...
mariokieferMar 62 minWhat Dreams May ComeAnd this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning. RIC: How’d you sleep? ME: Very well, if you don’t count the million...
mariokieferFeb 271 minBeef Pepper SteakAnd this is why I drink . . . ME: I am not making spaghetti tonight. RIC: Why not? ME: We have too many leftovers. We need to eat those....
mariokieferJan 251 minWhere's the Beef?I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday
mariokieferJan 161 minAnd this is why I drink . . .The new refrigerator arrived and was installed last week. The new Keurig arrived as well. I connected the water to the Keurig and fixed...
mariokieferJan 141 minSavageI grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We ran out of bottle water. Am I supposed to drink from...
mariokieferJan 131 minPush-AwaysIt’s like Mama always said: “The most important exercise to lose weight is the push-away: push away from the table.” #MamaSaid
mariokieferDec 31, 20211 minCaviarI grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Everybody wants to go to a NYE party, but nobody wants...
mariokieferDec 5, 20211 minAnd This Is Why I DrinkAnd this is why I drink . . . ME: Take that whole chicken out of the freezer. I am gong to make Chicken & Dumplings this week....
mariokieferNov 30, 20211 minHome Is Where The Heart IsI am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...
mariokieferNov 24, 20211 minThe FeastThe feast was over When his head hit the pillow Now, sated and full. #HaikuWednesday
mariokieferNov 24, 20211 minSweet Dreams“Tom,” she said, “just lay your head right here and let sweet dreams come to you in your sleep.” In compliance, the turkey lay his head...
mariokieferNov 22, 20211 minI'm StuffedReally, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you feel overstuffed at your...
mariokieferSep 21, 20211 minSandwichI am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is neither sand nor witch in my sandwich! #OutrageTuesday