MARIO KIEFER

And this is why Ric drinks . . . RIC: Yea! It’s Sunday. ME: It’s just another day. RIC: No. It’s Spaghetti Sunday! ME: I found this...

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning. RIC: How’d you sleep? ME: Very well, if you don’t count the million...

Bacon is God’s way of saying, “I love you.” #SundayTruth

And this is why I drink . . . ME: I am not making spaghetti tonight. RIC: Why not? ME: We have too many leftovers. We need to eat those....

Dried pasta is just as good as fresh. #SundayTruth

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday

The new refrigerator arrived and was installed last week. The new Keurig arrived as well. I connected the water to the Keurig and fixed...

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We ran out of bottle water. Am I supposed to drink from...

It’s like Mama always said: “The most important exercise to lose weight is the push-away: push away from the table.” #MamaSaid

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Everybody wants to go to a NYE party, but nobody wants...

And this is why I drink . . . ME: Take that whole chicken out of the freezer. I am gong to make Chicken & Dumplings this week....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...

The feast was over When his head hit the pillow Now, sated and full. #HaikuWednesday

“Tom,” she said, “just lay your head right here and let sweet dreams come to you in your sleep.” In compliance, the turkey lay his head...

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you feel overstuffed at your...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is neither sand nor witch in my sandwich! #OutrageTuesday