MARIO KIEFER

As a child, Christmas was always a magical time. It began the day after Thanksgiving. It was that morning when the Christmas Spirit...

It really burns Santa’s ass when people leave the fire going overnight on Christmas Eve. #PetPeeveThursday

Before bed, I left milk and cookies out for Santa. When I woke, the milk and cookies were there, but the Christmas ham had disappeared....

He unwrapped his gift At first the box looked empty Love cannot be seen #HaikuWednesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I called the North Pole to inquire after my Christmas order, the Elf on the phone told me that...

"Let us have music for Christmas, Sound the trumpet of joy and rebirth; Let each of us try, with a song in our hearts, To bring peace to...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone sent me sweets for Christmas, but I have...

The best gifts are not wrapped with a pretty bow. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Despite being in a house filled with spirits, I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Due to the pandemic, this year’s Reindeer games have been canceled. #OutrageTuesday