MARIO KIEFER

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Handyman has been so busy of late. It’s January 7 and...

Thank you for shipping that Christmas present in time for New Year’s Day. #PetPeeveThursday

The gift you were given may not be what you want, but it just might be what you need. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my friend re-gifted something I gave her last...

He heard the pitter pater of tiny hooves on the roof. They were not from Santa’s reindeer. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Snow falls from the sky And blankets the ground below It’s white Christmas dreams #HaikuWednesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Dear Santa: I know I made some mistakes this year. Maybe, I could have been a little less snarky at times. Biting my tongue and holding...

Each December when he heard the tap-tap-tap of the elves busy in the workshop, he felt his anticipation for Christmas Day rise. This...

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you don’t like early Christmas...

I do not understand why some atheists insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Do they not realize that the...

As a child, Christmas was always a magical time. It began the day after Thanksgiving. It was that morning when the Christmas Spirit...

It really burns Santa’s ass when people leave the fire going overnight on Christmas Eve. #PetPeeveThursday

Before bed, I left milk and cookies out for Santa. When I woke, the milk and cookies were there, but the Christmas ham had disappeared....

He unwrapped his gift At first the box looked empty Love cannot be seen #HaikuWednesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I called the North Pole to inquire after my Christmas order, the Elf on the phone told me that...

"Let us have music for Christmas, Sound the trumpet of joy and rebirth; Let each of us try, with a song in our hearts, To bring peace to...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone sent me sweets for Christmas, but I have...

The best gifts are not wrapped with a pretty bow. #SundayTruth