Bad Santa
Excited on Christmas morning and wanting to open his presents, Johnny burst into his parent’s bedroom. He was horrified to find Mommy...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 13, 2022
- 1 min
Merry Christmas
“You’re not being very inclusive,” Some say, “You’re being obtrusive.” ’Tis the season, explain Yet some still complain Only fools think...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 7, 2022
- 1 min
New Year
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Handyman has been so busy of late. It’s January 7 and...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Supply Chain Issues
Thank you for shipping that Christmas present in time for New Year’s Day. #PetPeeveThursday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 26, 2021
- 1 min
No Deposit, No Return
The gift you were given may not be what you want, but it just might be what you need. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Dec 26, 2021
- 1 min
Re-Gifted
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my friend re-gifted something I gave her last...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 22, 2021
- 1 min
The Roof
He heard the pitter pater of tiny hooves on the roof. They were not from Santa’s reindeer. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
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mariokiefer
- Dec 22, 2021
- 1 min
White Christmas
Snow falls from the sky And blankets the ground below It’s white Christmas dreams #HaikuWednesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 21, 2021
- 1 min
Christmas Karens
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 15, 2021
- 1 min
Always
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
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mariokiefer
- Dec 10, 2021
- 3 min
Dear Santa
Dear Santa: I know I made some mistakes this year. Maybe, I could have been a little less snarky at times. Biting my tongue and holding...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 8, 2021
- 1 min
Elves
Each December when he heard the tap-tap-tap of the elves busy in the workshop, he felt his anticipation for Christmas Day rise. This...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29, 2021
- 1 min
Not Yet!
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you don’t like early Christmas...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 28, 2021
- 1 min
Happy Holy Days
I do not understand why some atheists insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Do they not realize that the...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 24, 2020
- 5 min
The Magic of Christmas
As a child, Christmas was always a magical time. It began the day after Thanksgiving. It was that morning when the Christmas Spirit...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 24, 2020
- 1 min
Home Fires Burning
It really burns Santa’s ass when people leave the fire going overnight on Christmas Eve. #PetPeeveThursday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 23, 2020
- 1 min
What a Ham
Before bed, I left milk and cookies out for Santa. When I woke, the milk and cookies were there, but the Christmas ham had disappeared....
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mariokiefer
- Dec 23, 2020
- 1 min
The Greatest Gift
He unwrapped his gift At first the box looked empty Love cannot be seen #HaikuWednesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 22, 2020
- 1 min
Moonlighting
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I called the North Pole to inquire after my Christmas order, the Elf on the phone told me that...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 21, 2020
- 1 min
Music to the Ears
"Let us have music for Christmas, Sound the trumpet of joy and rebirth; Let each of us try, with a song in our hearts, To bring peace to...
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