Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Guard conducts its new raid But we all know its just a charade No justice is found When politics abound And tyranny is out on parade....
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mariokiefer
- 16 hours ago
- 1 min
Inflated
The Emperor says inflation’s at zero His acting is better than DeNiro While it’s hard to do math, When stuck on your path, Still 8.5...
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mariokiefer
- 16 hours ago
- 1 min
Pay Up
87,000 new taxing agents To try and test people’s patience. There’s no stealing they say As they take from your pay Now shut up and make...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 9
- 1 min
The Road to Nowhere
Our electrical grid must be saved So the amount that you use should be shaved. Now, plug in that car, Who’s charge won’t take you far,...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 9
- 1 min
Rain?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mother Nature has gone Woke and now prefers to be called “Non-Gender Specific, Non-Binary, Birthing...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 2
- 1 min
Science
Astrology holds great appeal And with crystals they say you will heal The experts are right Your protests despite Remember that science...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 26
- 1 min
Crime & Punishment
The police we must now defund. And from the people, we must take their guns. We’ll give no cash bail Then release from the jail ’Til to...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 19
- 1 min
Nine Percent
Inflation may bring discontent To those on whom it torments The Emperor proclaims, “You must deal with the pain, “It’s barely at nine...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 12
- 1 min
Retreat
Reporters are stuck on repeat And their stories are rarely complete If it won’t fit their slant Then report it they can’t It’s the truth...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 11
- 1 min
Seriously Serious
"We've got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously," ~ Kamala Harris...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 5
- 1 min
Savior
People search for a save From all the misfortune they brave But if to be bettered Their freedoms are fettered The people that savior...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 28
- 1 min
The Disinformation Age
Some would cause us to rage, So their voices we’ll seek to encage. If we dislike what they ply, We’ll call it lie Truth doesn’t matter in...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 21
- 1 min
Behave
Founding Father would roll in his grave And wonder if this mess can be saved. Over us tyranny was held When Founding Father rebelled But...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 14
- 1 min
Get Out The Vote
Gaining favor with elite members, The Emperor prays they remember, “We will not collect Your loans in our debt, But be sure to vote in...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 12
- 1 min
And this is why we drink
RIC: It’s Sunday! ME: So. RIC: That means we get spaghetti. ME: Not this week, sorry. RIC: What do you mean? Why not? ME: I just filled...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 12
- 1 min
Open Minded
I have never met anyone who is not open-minded — as long as you agree with them. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Jun 7
- 1 min
Discern
When the Emperor spoke out of turn, His court feared the Empire would burn. “Quick send the flacks, To walk it back! We think people too...
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mariokiefer
- May 31
- 1 min
Intendment
For society to reach full contentment Repeal the Second Amendment If people protest We’ll get rid of the rest Those promises were not our...
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mariokiefer
- May 24
- 1 min
Distemper
Pronouns are hard to remember For each and every new gender And while doing my best To meet your request If I fail, don’t be distempered....
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