MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Heart disease remains America’s number one cause of death, but we haven’t banned hearts! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Given how some of ya’ll act, it’s getting harder and harder to find real outrage. #OutrageTuesday