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    The Sheriff
    mariokiefer
    • 2 days ago
    • 1 min

    The Sheriff

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...
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    Somebody
    mariokiefer
    • May 10
    • 1 min

    Somebody

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...
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    Disinformation
    mariokiefer
    • May 3
    • 1 min

    Disinformation

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday
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    Safe Space
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 26
    • 1 min

    Safe Space

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday
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    Sorry
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 19
    • 1 min

    Sorry

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...
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    Tiring
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 12
    • 1 min

    Tiring

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday
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    Me!Me
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 5
    • 1 min

    Me!Me

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday
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    Hearts
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 29
    • 1 min

    Hearts

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Heart disease remains America’s number one cause of death, but we haven’t banned hearts! #OutrageTuesday
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    The Invite
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 22
    • 1 min

    The Invite

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...
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    T-Shirt
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 15
    • 1 min

    T-Shirt

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday
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    Nosy
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 8
    • 1 min

    Nosy

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday
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    Skinny Jeans
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 1
    • 1 min

    Skinny Jeans

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday
    3 views0 comments
    Payback
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 22
    • 1 min

    Payback

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday
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    Size 6
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 15
    • 1 min

    Size 6

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday
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    Hound Dogs
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 8
    • 1 min

    Hound Dogs

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but...
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    You Better Represent!
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 1
    • 1 min

    You Better Represent!

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent...
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    Where's the Beef?
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 25
    • 1 min

    Where's the Beef?

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday
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    Watchdog Report
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 18
    • 1 min

    Watchdog Report

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it...
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    No Respect
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 11
    • 1 min

    No Respect

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....
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    Real Outrage
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 4
    • 1 min

    Real Outrage

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Given how some of ya’ll act, it’s getting harder and harder to find real outrage. #OutrageTuesday
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