3 Blind Mice
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Stop calling those mice blind! They knew what they were doing. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Sep 13
- 1 min
Lamb
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mary had a little lamb but did not invite me to dinner! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Sep 6
- 1 min
Smuggling
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Evil cartels are smuggling pumpkin spice across our borders. It has now been found in every community...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 30
- 1 min
Expired
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Water has been circulating the earth for four billion years, but after they put it in a bottle they...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 23
- 1 min
Trash
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I left my ex at the end of the driveway, but the garbage man would not pick him up. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Aug 16
- 1 min
In the Closet
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My rage remains in the closet. It refuses to come out! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Aug 9
- 1 min
Rain?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mother Nature has gone Woke and now prefers to be called “Non-Gender Specific, Non-Binary, Birthing...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 2
- 1 min
Albuquerque
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People still can’t spell Albuquerque. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 26
- 1 min
Brand Loyalty
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I bought some Coke from the dealer down the street, but it was cut with Pepsi. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 19
- 1 min
Money for Nothing
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I found a wallet in the road but it didn’t have any money in it. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 12
- 1 min
Waiting
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jul 5
- 1 min
Shots
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 28
- 1 min
Rainy Days
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jun 21
- 1 min
The Beach
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jun 14
- 1 min
Chewy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....
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mariokiefer
- Jun 7
- 1 min
Takes a Licking
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- May 31
- 1 min
Control
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody wants to control everything except themselves. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- May 24
- 1 min
Greater Tuna
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- May 17
- 1 min
The Sheriff
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...
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mariokiefer
- May 10
- 1 min
Somebody
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...
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