MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All of those people who lost their minds aren’t even trying to find them anymore! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Shame on you for your public shaming! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I thought the internet was for finding information - not just porn and politics. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I wasn’t doing anything wrong by making that baseball diamond. How dare my neighbor tell me to get of...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People refusing to stay at home put me at risk whenever I go out! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was out and about this last weekend and I could not believe the number of people that I saw out and...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody was outraged by what I said. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It turns out truth IS stranger than fiction. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All of this excessive hyperbole is killing trillions of people! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody got chocolate in my peanut butter! Somebody got peanut butter in my chocolate! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbors closed their curtains and now I can’t see inside their house. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I exercised yesterday and didn’t even lose a single pound. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My frozen food never looks like the picture on the package. #OutrageTuesday

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why, just the other day, because Driver hadn’t filled th...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My instant coffee takes too long. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The steak house didn’t serve vegan food!. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They lie when they say that one size fits all. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t the school taught my child manners, yet? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They wouldn’t let me bring my emotional service chicken onto the airplane. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The little Priestesses of Gluttony are tempting man with their sin-filled cookies again. #OutrageTues...