MARIO KIEFER

“Sorry. Not a Winner,” each and every week on my lottery ticket. #PetPeeveThursday

Every time I want to use a public restroom . . . someone is cleaning it. #PetPeeveThursday

Can I call Robocop on the Robocallers? #PetPeeveThursday

3:00 AM lying in bed staring at the ceiling unable to sleep 6:00 AM lyng in bed not wanting to rise to start the day. #PetPeeveThursday

A crowded morning at the store and one of the fifteen cash registers open. #PetPeeveThursday

At the store: ME: Can I come in? CLERK: We don’t open until 9:00. ME: It’s 8:59. #PetPeeveThursday

Whatever happened to “please” and “thank you”? #PetPeeveThursday

Oh, look! More rain. #PetPeeveThursday

I really don’t care if you wear a mask or not, but, for God’s sake, pull your pants up. Nobody wants to see your crack. #PetPeeveThursday

Children. #PetPeeveThursday

Taking two showers, changing clothing three times, and still feeling that itch after your haircut. #PetPeeveThursday

I see the mailman drive up to my front door to leave a package that is too large for the mailbox. I open the door and greet him. He hands...

You do realize that you don’t need to take your dog with you EVERYWHERE, right? #PetPeeveThursday

Anything Martha Stewart-y #PetPeeveThursday

Of all the carts in the grocery store, why do I always get the one with the crooked wheel? #PetPeeveThursday

People who are absolutely certain. #PetPeeveThursday

You know who you are. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s only effin’ Thursday! #PetPeeveThursday

Going to burn that witch at the stake then realizing you don’t have a match. #PetPeeveThursday

My peeves are not pets. #PetPeeveThursday