Just Cancel It!
Business: Use our website for all of your needs - unless you want to cancel your service. Then you must call, wait on hold for 30 mins.,...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 15
- 1 min
Urgent
It’s 5:45 PM on a Friday and now your thing is urgent? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Aug 1
- 1 min
Screw This
Why is it that when I am looking for a Philips screwdriver I can only find flatheads? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Jul 18
- 1 min
Customer Agent, please.
A business phone “AI” that says it can help "with anything" but when you ask to speak with a CSR the AI repeats it can help "with...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 6
- 1 min
What did you say?
I literally just said what you are saying. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- May 30
- 1 min
Schedulin
You knew it was a holiday weekend, so why did you schedule only one cashier to man your fourteen registers? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- May 23
- 1 min
Would you . . .
Why must you wait until I walk away then ask me to come back for something? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- May 9
- 1 min
The 16th Hole
Dear Golfers: That grove of trees between my back yard and the 16th hole is not a bathroom. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Apr 25
- 1 min
unsubscribe
Why am I perpetually unsubscribing from things to which I never subscribed? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Apr 11
- 1 min
AITA
Every time I see one of those “AITA” posts, without reading them I want to respond simply, “Yes.” #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Feb 22
- 1 min
Brunch
If your website advertises brunch, you should probably serve brunch - not wait until I am there to put up a sign that say you don’t....
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mariokiefer
- Jan 25
- 1 min
Trauma
COLLEGE STUDENT: What do you have to say to those people who are traumatized by your words? ME: Child, come back and talk to me when you...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Speed Limit
No matter how closely you ride my ass, the speed limit doesn’t change because you are in a hurry. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Jan 4
- 1 min
55 MPH
The speed limit is 55. Why are the two cars (one in each lane) ahead of me traveling at 35 when there are no other cars around? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Dec 14, 2023
- 1 min
Congestion
Speed limit signs in heavy congestion are just mocking you. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Dec 7, 2023
- 1 min
No Labels
Why does the Christmas decorations box labeled “Mantle” have the tree skirt and topper inside? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29, 2023
- 1 min
10 for 20
Ten minutes of commercials for each twenty minutes of show. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Nov 9, 2023
- 1 min
Frequent Flyers
Dear Big Business, I thank you yet again for the umpteenth flyer in my mailbox begging me to switch to your service — even though we have...
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