MARIO KIEFER

“I can’t tell you, but if you guess . . .” #PetPeeveThursday

When the meal option costs less than buying the sandwich and fries without the soda. #PetPeeveThursday

Don’t ask me what’s happening in the movie if you were too busy talking to watch. #PetPeeveThursday

When there is snow on the ground in Central Texas. #PetPeeveThursday

Person A: Would you rather do x or y? What time? Person B: Yes. Please respond to the question! #PetPeeveThursday

People who say: “I only say this because, as your friend, I’m worried about your health.” Yeah, right. #PetPeeveThursday

Waiting behind another at the stop light for him to finish sending his text before he drives through. Get off the damned phone! #PetPeeveThursday

PHONE: “Ring . . . Ring . . . Ring . . . Ring . . .” ME: “Hello?” PH: [silence] ME: “Hello?” PH: [silence] ME: “Hello?” PH: [silence] If you must use a roboc...

I parked at the far end of the parking lot where there were no other cars and lots of empty spaces, so why did you park right next to me? #PetPeeveThursday

Using the “emergency” flashers doesn’t exempt you from the rules about double parking. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s called a “sidewalk”, people, not a “side-stand-and-chat.” #PetPeeveThursday