Life Insurance
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why do they call it “life” insurance if they only pay out when you die? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 21
- 1 min
Bloom
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even when I am in a bad mood flowers still bloom. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 14
- 1 min
Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In the dark of night around 2:00 AM this last Sunday, a thief stole an hour from me! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 7
- 1 min
Those Lips
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Today they have entire shows dedicated to lip-syncing, but when Milli Vanilla did it people were...
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mariokiefer
- Feb 28
- 1 min
Youth
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was born too young. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Feb 21
- 1 min
Prime Time
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I learned from a CNN commentator that women are passed their prime after fifty! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Feb 14
- 1 min
Valentine's Day
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My husband won’t let me spend Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Feb 7
- 1 min
Rug Rats
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My friend’s home is filled with rug rats. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Jan 31
- 1 min
Bucket List
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While everybody else is talking about their bucket lists, all I have is a f*ck-it list. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 24
- 1 min
Oh, Baby
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I couldn’t find baby formula at the store and now my baby won’t rise. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 17
- 1 min
It's My Party
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Don’t tell me not to cry! Nobody knows where Johnny has gone and Judy left the same time. And why...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 10
- 1 min
No Problem
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 3
- 1 min
Resolved
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I already broke my resolution not to make resolutions! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 27, 2022
- 1 min
Want Not, Waist Got
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My waistline is increasing at a rate greater than inflation! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 20, 2022
- 1 min
Trolls
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went looking for Santa’s elves online, but all I found were Beelzebub’s trolls! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 13, 2022
- 1 min
Return to Sender
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My letter to Santa came back marked “Return to Sender.” #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29, 2022
- 1 min
Seek and Ye Shall Find
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody has lost their minds but nobody is searching for them. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 22, 2022
- 1 min
Whiskey
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked for wild turkey for Thanksgiving but I got Buckhorn whiskey instead! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 8, 2022
- 1 min
Unsubscribe!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 1, 2022
- 1 min
It's Extortion!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Last night little monsters kept coming to my house and extorting candy from me! #OutrageTuesday
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