Spirit Animals
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My spirit animal is a platypus. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Jul 18
- 1 min
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I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They keep making computer code binary! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Jul 11
- 1 min
Taxing
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The current tax on tea should lead to rebellion! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Jul 4
- 1 min
Bullfrogs
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to Three Dog Night, Jeremiah was a bullfrog and he was a good friend of mine, but I...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 20
- 1 min
That's Hot
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The weather is hot in the summer. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Jun 6
- 1 min
Just Because
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t why. Just because I can be. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- May 30
- 1 min
Sorry, Try Again
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am trying to win a soda company’s contest, but no matter how many times I put the cap back on then...
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mariokiefer
- May 23
- 1 min
Cheerio
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Did you know that children sometimes will eat Cheerios without milk? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- May 16
- 1 min
Chasing Tail
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- May 9
- 1 min
Chasing Tail
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- May 2
- 1 min
Keep Truckin'
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to The Little River Band, Why does the lonesome loser keep on trying? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Apr 25
- 1 min
I Am
With apologies to Neil Diamond, I am outraged! Absolutely outraged "I am ... I said to no one there and no one heard at all not even the...
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mariokiefer
- Apr 11
- 1 min
9 Minutes
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how many times I hit snooze the alarm it still goes off every nine minutes! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 28
- 1 min
Life Insurance
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why do they call it “life” insurance if they only pay out when you die? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 21
- 1 min
Bloom
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even when I am in a bad mood flowers still bloom. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 14
- 1 min
Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In the dark of night around 2:00 AM this last Sunday, a thief stole an hour from me! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Mar 7
- 1 min
Those Lips
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Today they have entire shows dedicated to lip-syncing, but when Milli Vanilla did it people were...
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mariokiefer
- Feb 28
- 1 min
Youth
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was born too young. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Feb 21
- 1 min
Prime Time
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I learned from a CNN commentator that women are passed their prime after fifty! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Feb 14
- 1 min
Valentine's Day
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My husband won’t let me spend Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend! #Outrage
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