MARIO KIEFER

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. When at a red light the good looking driver in the car next to me gave me the middle finger.  I thought it was a kind offer, so I held up a sign that said, “Call me later.” I will say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. I received a text soliciting my opinion on issues from the Global Peace Initiative.  I responded, “Bomb them all.” I will go and say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. But first, I need my lawyer. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession. I was at a friend’s house and while they were not looking I...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. Not wanting to say, “I told you so,” (even though I...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a one week since my last confession. I canceled the dog’s toy subscription because he has...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I said that calling people “evil” is wrong. I will not...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. Sometimes, I don’t care enough to not care. I will say...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I spoke the truth to someone who asked for it. I will...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I gave a friend the key to my place but not the code for...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I stopped resisting the urge to tell people, “I thought...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I went into a fast food place with a cordless...

If the weatherman says sun, you should probably take an umbrella. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When the doorbell rang, I ran and hid under the bed. I...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I binge watched a show because the remote was out of reach...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “If ignorance...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a month since my last confession. When I saw a row of EV’s not in use, I unplugged them to...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession. I thought to create a website where users might post and...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When I invited a friend for dinner, I had to force him...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I will not tip a rude and surly server. I will now go...