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    Flummoxed
    mariokiefer
    • 2 days ago
    • 1 min

    Flummoxed

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I purchased something and the bill came to for...
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    On The Rocks?
    mariokiefer
    • May 8
    • 1 min

    On The Rocks?

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Before our last get together, I froze some mentos...
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    Trolling
    mariokiefer
    • May 1
    • 1 min

    Trolling

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. In the middle of the night while my neighbor was...
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    Easter Eggs
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 24
    • 1 min

    Easter Eggs

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. This last week, I gave dyed Easter eggs to all of my...
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    Warning
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 17
    • 1 min

    Warning

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was caught with an open container in my car. I...
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    Beans
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 10
    • 1 min

    Beans

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and chose a single coffee...
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    Lost & Found
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 3
    • 1 min

    Lost & Found

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When my friend lost her mind, I didn’t help her look...
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    Sign of the Times
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 27
    • 1 min

    Sign of the Times

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I bought a bunch of restroom signs off the internet...
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    Apples and Oranges
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 20
    • 1 min

    Apples and Oranges

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the Apple Store and spent the entire time...
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    Hairy Situation
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 13
    • 1 min

    Hairy Situation

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I did not shave for three days, when little...
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    Photo Finish
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 6
    • 1 min

    Photo Finish

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My neighbor was on vacation. While watching his...
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    Sandals
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 27
    • 1 min

    Sandals

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because it was cold when I went outside, I wore socks...
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    Kisses 2
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 20
    • 1 min

    Kisses 2

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I kissed a boy and I liked it better. I will now go...
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    Kisses
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 13
    • 1 min

    Kisses

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I will now go say...
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    Calling Mr. . .
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 6
    • 1 min

    Calling Mr. . .

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I never give my real name to a barista, restaurant...
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    Do Not Pass
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 30
    • 1 min

    Do Not Pass

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Despite the “No Passing” sign, I drove right by. I...
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    The Oath
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 23
    • 1 min

    The Oath

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I swore that I wouldn’t do it, but I did. I will now...
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    Never Ending
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 16
    • 1 min

    Never Ending

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I glued all of the Kleenex tissue together, then put...
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    Measured Response
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 9
    • 1 min

    Measured Response

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I only measured once, so I had to cut twice. I will...
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    Just Because
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 2
    • 1 min

    Just Because

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The other night, I sent random texts to people in the...
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