Go, Already!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I really don’t care where a celebrity moves. I will say...
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mariokiefer
Nov 171 min read
Squeaky
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Because the dog will destroy a new toy within ten...
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mariokiefer
Nov 101 min read
If it feels good . . .
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I don’t even know when last I confessed. If felt good until it didn’t. I will now go say five Hail...
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mariokiefer
Oct 131 min read
Dollars and No Sense
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a Dollar store and asked the cashier why...
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mariokiefer
Oct 61 min read
Calendar
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I forgot to change my “Priests of Rome” calendar...
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mariokiefer
Sep 221 min read
Out of Tune
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I stood up and walked out when someone sang out of...
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mariokiefer
Sep 81 min read
Sloth
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks since my last confession. How could I have sinned if I have done nothing? I...
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mariokiefer
Aug 251 min read
Retraction
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I believed it, I repeated something I saw on...
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mariokiefer
Aug 181 min read
Sinful Treats
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and did not buy the dog a...
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mariokiefer
Aug 111 min read
Olympic
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I don’t watch the Olympics for the sports. I will now...
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mariokiefer
Jul 141 min read
Spam
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I send everything to spam folders. I will now go say...
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mariokiefer
Jun 91 min read
Where's The Beef?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While the dog was sleeping, I dug up his bone and...
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mariokiefer
Jun 21 min read
Is that you, Dorian?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When I changed my driver’s license, I had them...
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mariokiefer
May 261 min read
Who?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I rode through the desert on a horse with no name. I...
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mariokiefer
May 191 min read
No Contrition
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I walked out of a restaurant because the server wore...
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mariokiefer
May 121 min read
MacArthur's Park
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. It was me. I left the cake out in the rain. I will...
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mariokiefer
May 51 min read
Irish de Mayo
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had an Irish breakfast on Cinco de Mayo. I will now...
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mariokiefer
Apr 211 min read
Expert Opinion
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I paid an expert to state the obvious. I will now go...
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mariokiefer
Apr 141 min read
Sin-namon
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I am a glutton for cinnamon. I will now go say five...
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mariokiefer
Apr 71 min read
No Complaints
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks week since my last confession. I complained about how much people complain....
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