Dry January
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I sent a case of wine to friends who are doing “dry...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 22
- 1 min
Information, Please
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I called 411 (information) and asked them for the...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 15
- 1 min
Hard Candy
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My friend told me that he felt old. I reassured him...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 8
- 1 min
Spelling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I put someone on my shit list just because I did not...
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mariokiefer
- Jan 1
- 1 min
Let Them Eat Cake
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I knew you couldn’t take it because it took so long...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 18, 2022
- 1 min
Rockng Horse
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Under the Christmas sits a small, furry rocking...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 11, 2022
- 1 min
Ugly Sweaters
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I dressed the neighbor’s dog in an ugly Christmas...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 27, 2022
- 1 min
Siri
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed Ric’s settings on his phone so that Siri...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 13, 2022
- 1 min
Dawgie Style
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I can no longer hide this secret shame. It’s time to...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 6, 2022
- 1 min
Good Night
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The party outside went on too long and too loud, but...
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mariokiefer
- Oct 30, 2022
- 1 min
Who Knows?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had too much to drink and don’t remember what...
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mariokiefer
- Oct 23, 2022
- 1 min
Spelling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The witches would not let me join their coven so I...
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mariokiefer
- Oct 16, 2022
- 1 min
Cockadoodledoo
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Some mornings, I will go outside and crow like a...
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mariokiefer
- Oct 9, 2022
- 1 min
Who Wore It Best?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a friend’s wedding wearing the exact same...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 25, 2022
- 1 min
See and Hear No Evil
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my neighbor is a gossip, when I sent her...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 18, 2022
- 1 min
Squirrel!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. There are signs in my neighborhood that read “Slow...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 11, 2022
- 1 min
Computer Programming
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. One would think that my neighbor would stop asking me...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 4, 2022
- 1 min
Card Games
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I built a house of cards just to watch it fall. I...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 28, 2022
- 1 min
Following Directions
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I took someone’s “Come and Take It!” flag. In my...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 21, 2022
- 1 min
Child's Plate
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While dining at a new restaurant, I asked the...
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