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It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Where were you? ME: I went to the store. DOG: Why didn’t you take me? ME: They only allow emotional support...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 23
- 1 min
The First Thanksgiving
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: [Dog wanders into kitchen]. Good morning. Look who decided to finally get out of bed. DOG: [In a grumpy...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 1
- 1 min
Da Best
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Sing me the song. ME: No. You were not a good dog today. DOG: Please. I want to hear the song. ME: But that...
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mariokiefer
- Oct 18
- 1 min
It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: [Sigh] ME: Why are you sighing? You have a good life. DOG: [Silence] ME: Why are you looking at me like that? DOG: [Silence] ME:...
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mariokiefer
- Oct 4
- 1 min
Finicky
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: [Talking to Dog] Here’s what I don’t understand. If I let you, you will eat leaves. You will eat sticks. You...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 27
- 1 min
TV
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . [I hears voices from the other room even though I am alone in the house.] ME: What the . . . [I get up and walk...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 13
- 1 min
Let's Play
DOG: Hey. Hey. Hey. ME: I’m busy. What do you need? DOG: Let’s go outside and play. ME: Go by yourself. I’m busy. DOG: Hey. Hey. Hey. ME:...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 6
- 1 min
An Homage to Old PSAs
I t’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Stop humping your toys! DOG: But it feels good. ME: It’s nasty! DOG: It’s perfectly natural. ME: You are too...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 30
- 2 min
Dude, Where's My Toy?
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [With nose under edge of sofa] Aaarf. Whine. Whimper. ME: What’s up? What’s wrong? DOG: My toy is under the...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 23
- 1 min
Brunch
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Why aren’t you eating your breakfast? DOG: I’m not ready. ME: What do you mean you are not ready? DOG: I will...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 16
- 1 min
The Tissue Is . . .
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Dog! Get in here! DOG: What you call me for? ME: You got into the tissues again. DOG: So. ME: Tissues are NOT...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 9
- 1 min
Toys
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: I don’t want that toy. Gimme another one. ME: Ok. Here you go. DOG: I don’t want that one either. Gimme a...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 2
- 1 min
Empty Promises
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Can I sleep in the bed? ME: No. DOG: Why not? ME: You always jump around. You don’t let me rest. DOG: I...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 26
- 1 min
Wit's End
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Jumps on me.] Gimme a treat ME: No. DOG: [Wants Out. Wants in. Wants Out. Wants in. Wants Out. Wants in.]...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 12
- 1 min
Stinky
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Its bath day! DOG: Why do I have to take a bath? ME: Because you stink. DOG: I like how I smell. ME: Well,...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 5
- 1 min
Treats
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Gimme a treat. ME: No. You already had one. DOG: Gimme a treat. ME: No. You’ve had too many. DOG: Gimme a...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 21
- 1 min
I will not be ignored!
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Play with me. ME: I am trying to work. DOG: Play with me. ME: I am trying to work. DOG: Play with me. ME: I...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 7
- 1 min
Meany
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Why are you looking at me that way? DOG: Because you’re a mean daddy. ME: How was I mean? DOG: You took me to...
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mariokiefer
- May 31
- 1 min
Lookin' Cute
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Look at me! Look at me! ME: I see you. DOG: Look at me! Look at me! ME: I see you. DOG: Look at me! Look at...
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mariokiefer
- May 24
- 1 min
It's a Dog's Life
DAWG: Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. ME: I’m coming. DAWG: Look, I’m squatting. ME: Dawg - No! I’m coming. [Pawing at the door] DAWG: You better...
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