Drama Queen
- mariokiefer
- Aug 20
- 1 min read
DOG: Give me a treat.
ME: No, not until you finish your dinner.
DOG: But I’m starving.
ME: You have a bowl full of food right there. Eat that.
DOG: [Like an actress in a 1940’s movie, throws himself on the floor with flourish and a plop.]
ME: Sulking won’t work.
DOG: [Let’s out a heavy sigh.]
ME: That ain’t gonna work either.
DOG: I am starving to death!
ME: Quit it. You are not starving to death.
DOG: [Rolls onto his back legs in the air.]
ME: Drama Queen.
DOG: I know you are but what am I?
ME: [Opens the wine — and a treat.]
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