MARIO KIEFER

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME:  We take our walk and you rush by everything. DOG: I want to see it all. ME:  But you don’t take time to...

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Crashes through the doggie door at breakneck speed. Jumps on the sofa and begins furiously licking his...

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  What is this? ME:  Chicken. DOG: I had chicken last night. ME: So. DOG: I don’t want chicken. I want beef...

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Come on. Let’s go outside and play. DOG: No. I don’t want to.  There are too many animals out there. ME:  But...

DOG:  Give me a treat. ME: No, not until you finish your dinner. DOG:   But I’m starving. ME: You have a bowl full of food right there....

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  [Looks up at me from door.] ME:   What? You want me to open the door? DOG: Yes. ME:   You have a doggie...

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG [Throws toy in front of me as I walk to another room.] ME:   Stop, Dog. I don’t want to play. DOG: [Throws...