Doorman

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

DOG:  [Looks up at me from door.]

ME:   What? You want me to open the door?

DOG: Yes.

ME:   You have a doggie door right there. Just use that.

DOG: [Continues to look at me.]

ME:   I'm opening that door. You have a perfectly good exit there.  [Points at doggie door.]

DOG: [Continues to look at me.]

ME:   Seriously, dog.  What is wrong with you? Just go through your doggie door.

DOG: [Continues to look at me.]

ME:   Fine. [Gets up and walks to door.]

ME: But I am not your doorman. [Opens door]

DOG: [Walks through now open door, then pauses to drop treat from his mouth at my feet.] DOG: Thank you, Jeeves.

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