Toys

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

ME: Why aren’t you playing with your new toy? Don’t you like it?

DOG:  It’s alright, but . . .

ME: But what? It was not cheap. I thought you would love it.

DOG: I do love it, but . . .

ME: But what? It’s tough — hard to rip through. There’s none of that stuffing that you pull out and leave everywhere. It has a squeaker. It . . .

DOG: That’s the problem.

ME: I’m sorry. I don’t understand.

DOG: It’s hard to rip open and there is no stuffing for me play with.You know that what I really want anyway is just the squeaker. Don’t they make squeakers without all of the other stuff around it?

ME:  Open the wine.

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