No Sense
It’s like Mama always said: Even if you gave that boy two pennies, he still wouldn’t have any sense. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 25
- 1 min
Hangry
It’s like Mama always said: If you won't eat what I cooked, you must not be that hungry. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 18
- 1 min
Angels
It’s like Mama always said: My children were always perfect angels, but only when they slept. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 11
- 1 min
Fairy Tales
It’s like Mama always said: Raising a child is like writing a fairy tale. How it ends up depends on the story you tell. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 4
- 1 min
Sunshine
It’s like Mama always said: Take your damned hat off -- the sun ain’t shining through the roof. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Apr 27
- 1 min
Radio Wave
It’s like Mama always said: They call her “radio wave” because anyone can pick her up, especially at night. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Apr 20
- 1 min
You Just Can't Get Good Help
It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t beat ‘em, hire someone to do it. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Apr 6
- 1 min
Wakey, Wakey
It’s like Mama always said: Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Mar 30
- 1 min
You Reap
It’s like Mama always said: If you want a good harvest come Fall, you best sow good seeds this Spring. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Mar 23
- 1 min
Piggy
It’s like Mama always said: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Mar 16
- 1 min
It Won't Fly
It’s like Mama always said: Just because a chicken has wings don’t mean it can fly. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Mar 9
- 1 min
Time Management
It’s like Mama always said: We don’t need daylight savings. Just, get it together and manage your time better. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Mar 2
- 1 min
Poke in the Eye
It’s like Mama always said, It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. (And, Don’t I know it.) #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Feb 23
- 1 min
Knowledge is Power
It’s like Mama always said, The thing about politicians is they know more ways to take your money than a room full of lawyers. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Feb 16
- 1 min
Leaky
It’s like Mama always said, No matter how much water you bail out of the basement, it’s still gonna flood if you don’t fix the leak....
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mariokiefer
- Feb 9
- 1 min
Raising Cain
It’s like Mama always said, Before you raise a little hell, make sure you are right with heaven. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Feb 2
- 1 min
In the Beginning
It’s like Mama always said: Even the devil was an angel in the beginning. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jan 26
- 1 min
What did I say?
It’s like Mama always said: Some people just argue to hear themselves speak. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Lyrics
It’s like Mama always said: Most will only hear the music and not pay attention to the lyrics. #MamaSaid
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