MARIO KIEFER

It's like Mama always said: If you don’t what you’re saying, don’t speak. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you are going to be the punchline then be the one that tells the joke. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Every jackass thinks he's a Clydesale. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nonsense charms the multitude; plain sense is despised. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: When shit happens, don't look at it and complain roll up your sleeves and grab a shovel. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Being righteous is good. Being self-righteous is not. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Some people got the means and some people are just mean. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Solutions never begin in violence. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: When you use sex for sport, there’s no room for love. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You better shop around.” #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: If you can’t say something nice, stfu. #MamaSaid

Whether you are drinking the red Kool-Aid or the blue Kool-Aid, you are still drinking the Kool-Aid. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t like the way the tale is told, do your own narrating. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “If you’re gonna preach to the choir get to the Amen.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “If you lie down with fleas you might get a dog.” I used to think she was saying it wrong, but now I...

It’s like Mama always said: “Instead of crying over spilt milk, get your ass up and clean the mess.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “In politics, red or blue don’t matter.  It’s only about the green.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: There ain’t no such thing as an honest politician. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: In time you will understand that while the days might drag on the years pass in the blink of an eye. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Just 'cause you can justify it don’t make it just.” #MamaSaid