MARIO KIEFER

Full-size online is not full-size in life. #PetPeeves

Too many dummies masquerading as people. #PetPeeves

No, Karen - that is not your ball. #PetPeeves

Customer Service (Actual Human Being!): I know that we wasted 15 minutes of your time trying to get through our automated phone tree;...

No matter how hard I try, I cannot get on the list! #PetPeeves

Tourists. #PetPeeves

Why put “tearable” seals over the zip lock if I am going to need scissors to open it anyway? #PetPeeves

If you insist on re-writing history, make it so my family has been rich for hundreds of years. #PetPeeves

Some say that tipping is out of hand but I say that the hand is just deeper in your pocket. #PetPeeves

Email @ 8 AM: Your delivery is scheduled for today before 5 PM. Email @ 8 PM: Your delivery has been delayed and will be delivered...

Do not act like I am responsible for your choices. #PetPeeve

Some self-serve gas station pumps now have an option to tip. #PetPeeves

Are ya’ll still fighting? The election is over. #PetPeeves

Political ads - regardless of stripe. #PetPeeves

People who complain about toilet paper hoarders as they look over their mounds of Charmin really get my goat. #PetPeeves

We do not need to put pumpkin spice into everything. #PetPeeves

Christmas items should not be in the store in September. #PetPeeves

I hope they don’t make Beetlejuice 3. They night title it “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.” #PetPeeves

Business: Use our website for all of your needs - unless you want to cancel your service. Then you must call, wait on hold for 30 mins.,...