Don't Blink
It’s like Mama always said: In time you will understand that while the days might drag on the years pass in the blink of an eye. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 15
- 1 min
Justified
It’s like Mama always said: “Just 'cause you can justify it don’t make it just.” #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 8
- 1 min
Likable
It’s like Mama always said: Being “liked” don’t pay the bills. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jul 18
- 1 min
Feathers
It’s like Mama always said: Keep acting like a rooster and I’ll turn you into a feather duster. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jun 6
- 1 min
Complaining
It’s like Mama always said: If you didn’t do it or pay for it don’t bitch about it. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 30
- 1 min
Again
It's like Mama always said: Go do it again - so you learn not to. #Mama
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mariokiefer
- May 23
- 1 min
Get it done
It's like Mama always said: If you want it done, you gotta do it yourself. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 9
- 1 min
Shoo Fly
It's like Mama always said: You catch more flies with honey but who wants to catch flies? #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 2
- 1 min
What It's Not
It’s like Mama always said: “All the shoulda, woulda, coulda’s don’t change the what is.” #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Apr 25
- 1 min
sticky
It’s like Mama always said: It all comes out in the wash - except for blood. That sticks. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Apr 11
- 1 min
Respect
It’s like Mama always said: If you want to be respected, be respectable. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jan 4
- 1 min
Being True
It’s like Mama always said: When you say that you are being true to yourself, you are only trying to excuse your bad behavior. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Dec 28, 2023
- 1 min
Talking in Class
It’s like Mama always said: CHILD: Mama, my teacher yelled at me for talking in class. MAMA: Were you talking in class? CHILD: Yes, MAMA...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 21, 2023
- 1 min
Needful Things
It’s like Mama always said: You say that you “need” that thing. Let me tell you something: You “need” food, clothing, and shelter....
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mariokiefer
- Dec 14, 2023
- 1 min
Opinions
It's like Mama always said: If I want your opinion, I will tell you what it is. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Dec 7, 2023
- 1 min
Naughty or Nice
It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t be nice, be the good kind of naughty. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Nov 30, 2023
- 1 min
Because
It's like Mama always said: Because I said so. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Nov 9, 2023
- 1 min
Nosy
It’s like Mama always said: You can lead a man to water, but you cannot make him think. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Nov 2, 2023
- 1 min
Manners
It’s like Mama always said: I find that when people don’t mind their manners it’s usually because they have neither manners nor mind....
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mariokiefer
- Oct 19, 2023
- 1 min
Raisin' Hell
It’s like Mama always said: If you are going to raise Hell, best make sure you’re right with Heaven first. #MamaSaid
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