MARIO KIEFER

The Princess went to the ball And issued her usual call She continued her stitch “We must tax the rich!” These tickets aren't cheap,...

If you want to stop the derision And finally heal all the division All that we ask Is you do what your tasked Now be silent and accept...

When the emperor spoke, he mumbled His thoughts were ever so jumbled. Questions refused And answers confused The Goddess of Liberty...

The emperor issued his plea, To the terrorists he said, “We will flee” My subjects alarmed Please bring them no harm And fealty I’ll...

Forgotten and abandoned After the planes have landed Nobody will mind All those left behind As long as we don’t call them “stranded.”...

When the problem is not very little It can be solved if we meet in the middle But each side takes its turn As our cities do burn And the...

The emperor donned his new clothes Then spoke out in eloquent prose Hellfire was spawned As the media fawned And the people were led by...

There once was a man from D.C. Who promised he’d make people free But the flames that he stoked At the insistence of Woke Fettered away...

Affinity Groups are now keen It’s the way it always has been Racism bemoaned But to be with our own Segregation returns to the scene...

The sheep in the meadow go “baa” Not hearing the call for fatwa They think all is fine ’Til the farmer does dine And he and his family...

Johnny learned how not to read. The Woke said, “Your mind has been freed! “You don’t need to learn, “And these books we will burn, “So...

Nothing in life is for free And money won’t grow on trees Plans are waylaid When bills must be paid And all ATM’s have their fee. #Limerick

Good neighbors start with good fences To stop all the endless offenses Peace can’t be found When anger abounds And the people have lost...

Good golly, Miss Molly You created a world filled with your folly Thoughts can’t be spoke Unless the thinking is “woke” And people have...