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Jan 28, 2020
3 min

Sock Monkey Shops Local

Needing an item from a business products store, Sock Monkey had been on his best behavior all week long. He knew that if he was not, he w...

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mariokiefer

Sep 24, 2019
2 min

Sock Monkey and ABC Company

Many years ago, Sock Monkey worked as the CEO for ABC Company located in the heart of the city. Like any CEO, he had people in the compan...

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mariokiefer

Jul 15, 2019
4 min

Spanking the Monkey 3

It was early on that July 3rd when Sock Monkey and his guardians rose from their slumber to begin the next leg of their journey. Sock Mon...

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mariokiefer

Jul 3, 2019
4 min

Spanking the Monkey 2

Days One and Two of the Road Trip Sock Monkey was tired when he woke on this morning because his friend MiscellAnnie had kept him up too ...

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mariokiefer

Jun 30, 2019
2 min

Spanking the Monkey

Rather than be all “bougie” and travel the world (like so many of his friends), Sock Monkey decided to take a road trip this year. These ...

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