It's a Match
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I signed my neighbor up for a gay dating site but...
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mariokiefer
- 14 hours ago
- 1 min
How Much?
You always end up spending more than the advertised price. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- 3 days ago
- 1 min
Limits
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. How are we supposed to know how much it cost when our credit...
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mariokiefer
- 4 days ago
- 1 min
Naughty or Nice
It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t be nice, be the good kind of naughty. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- 4 days ago
- 1 min
No Labels
Why does the Christmas decorations box labeled “Mantle” have the tree skirt and topper inside? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- 5 days ago
- 1 min
Where Have You Been?
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Where have you been? ME: I went to the grocery store. DOG: What did you get me? ME: Why should I get you...
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mariokiefer
- 6 days ago
- 1 min
The Hole
Adults have ceded their role, To children who cannot control Those feelings they groom To society’s doom And the future falls down a...
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mariokiefer
- 6 days ago
- 1 min
He Ain't Heavy -- He's My . . .
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When my brother lost ten pounds, he gave them to me! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- 7 days ago
- 1 min
Restaurants
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you don’t like the restaurant, try...
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mariokiefer
- 7 days ago
- 1 min
Drunk
"An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do." ~ Dylan Thomas
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mariokiefer
- Dec 3
- 1 min
Mustaches
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. At the store I was helped by a clerk and when the...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 3
- 1 min
Only Proper Nouns Need Apply
If we are not sleeping together, I don't need to know your pronouns. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Nov 30
- 1 min
Because
It's like Mama always said: Because I said so. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29
- 1 min
10 for 20
Ten minutes of commercials for each twenty minutes of show. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29
- 1 min
Support
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Where were you? ME: I went to the store. DOG: Why didn’t you take me? ME: They only allow emotional support...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 28
- 1 min
Informed Choice
It’s our aim to protect each man’s health Se we’ll pull those things from the shelf. Though your choice is informed, It must be reformed...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 28
- 1 min
What a heel.
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They put two heels in my loaf of bread. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Nov 27
- 1 min
Final Sin
“In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 26
- 1 min
Six out of Seven
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. I committed six of the seven deadly sins: I was...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 26
- 1 min
Let's Talk
It's not a discusion if you don't let another speak. #SundayTruth
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