Long Life
It’s like Mama always said: You don’t live longer in the city; it just feels that way. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- 3 hours ago
- 1 min
Fleeting
If time is fleeting why do the days last so long? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- 1 day ago
- 1 min
Full Bloom
The land grows stronger With flora in its full bloom As days grow longer #Haiku
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mariokiefer
- 1 day ago
- 1 min
Meany
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: Why are you looking at me that way? DOG: Because you’re a mean daddy. ME: How was I mean? DOG: You took me to...
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mariokiefer
- 2 days ago
- 1 min
Just Because
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t why. Just because I can be. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- 2 days ago
- 1 min
Unimpeded
Calls for help go unheeded As defunding the police is completed The law is dismantled And your liberty is canceled So that criminals may...
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mariokiefer
- 3 days ago
- 1 min
Memories
"Without memory, there is no culture. Without memory there would be no civilization, no future." – Elie Wiesel #FavoriteQuotes
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mariokiefer
- 4 days ago
- 1 min
Windy
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When the dog passed wind in my face, I returned the...
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mariokiefer
- 4 days ago
- 1 min
Just Teething
There is no such thing as a puppy. There are dogs and there are little monsters with teeth. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- 6 days ago
- 1 min
Satin Sheets
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Personal Assistant bought Puppy’s new bedsheets at a discount...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 1
- 1 min
No Sense
It’s like Mama always said: Even if you gave that boy two pennies, he still wouldn’t have any sense. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jun 1
- 1 min
How Convenient
Let me get this straight - you want to charge me a $5.00 “convenience” fee . . . to pay YOUR bill? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- May 31
- 1 min
Lookin' Cute
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Look at me! Look at me! ME: I see you. DOG: Look at me! Look at me! ME: I see you. DOG: Look at me! Look at...
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mariokiefer
- May 31
- 1 min
Home
Wherever we roam Although far from where we start We all end up home. #Haiku
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mariokiefer
- May 30
- 1 min
Equality
To equality the Woke does commit A guarantee to those who are “fit” If your opinions are “wrong” Then you don’t belong Still equality’s...
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mariokiefer
- May 30
- 1 min
Sorry, Try Again
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am trying to win a soda company’s contest, but no matter how many times I put the cap back on then...
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mariokiefer
- May 29
- 1 min
Go
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you find where you are not to your...
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mariokiefer
- May 29
- 1 min
Privilege
"Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt...
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mariokiefer
- May 28
- 1 min
Weighty Subject
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I recalibrated the scale in our bathroom so that it...
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