mariokiefer23 hours ago1 minInflationInflation rises Political compromise Empty promises. #HaikuWednesday
mariokiefer23 hours ago1 minHelpHe opened the door for the man who stood outside. The man said, “I’m from the government and I am here to help.” #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
mariokiefer2 days ago1 minThe SheriffI am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...
mariokiefer2 days ago1 minPants on the GroundThe elite are very discrete When breaking the rules that they mete But when caught off their guard They venture too far And are found...
mariokiefer3 days ago1 minCruel Kindness“Isn’t it odd how we misunderstand the hidden unity of kindness and cruelty?” ~ Frank Herbert, Dune #FavoriteQuotes
mariokiefer3 days ago1 minJust Do It.Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: Just drink passed it. #SimpleSolutions
mariokiefer4 days ago1 minAnd this is why I drinkAnd this is why I drink . . . RIC: Yea! Spaghetti night! ME: I am not making Bolognese tonight RIC: But I love your Bolognese. ME: Don’t...
mariokiefer4 days ago1 minFreedomIf you love something, set it free. It never belonged to you in the first place. #SundayTruth
mariokiefer4 days ago1 minFlummoxedForgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I purchased something and the bill came to for...
mariokiefer6 days ago1 minDa Plane!I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I went to visit a friend in another state, but we had to...
mariokiefer7 days ago1 minHunger GamesIt’s like Mama always said: If you don’t want to eat what I cooked, I guess you ain’t hungry. #MamaSaid
mariokieferMay 111 minPoison ArrowWhen Cupid pulled back his bow, the man thought he would be in love forever. How was he to know the arrow was poisoned?...
mariokieferMay 111 minMeaninglessDisinformation When it’s defined by viewpoint Words are meaningless. #HaikuWednesday
mariokieferMay 101 minSomebodyI am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...
mariokieferMay 101 minThe Choices We MakeSome choices have become quite routine And some say we must intervene “My body my choice,” Others shout in their voice Except when it...
mariokieferMay 91 minThe SpreadReally, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you believe that someone is...
mariokieferMay 91 minOh, Goodness!“But goodness alone is never enough. A hard, cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom always...
mariokieferMay 81 minOn The Rocks?Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Before our last get together, I froze some mentos...