Cat Ladies
"We are effectively run in this country . . . by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices...
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mariokiefer
- 1 day ago
- 1 min
Sloth
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks since my last confession. How could I have sinned if I have done nothing? I...
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mariokiefer
- 1 day ago
- 1 min
Again
It doesn’t matter what you order online - the first time, it will be the wrong thing. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Aug 25
- 1 min
Retraction
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I believed it, I repeated something I saw on...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 25
- 1 min
Democracy
You cannot fix democracy by denying a vote. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Aug 23
- 1 min
Feeding Time
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. If I have told Dog Sitter once, I have told her a thousand times:...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 22
- 1 min
Don't Blink
It’s like Mama always said: In time you will understand that while the days might drag on the years pass in the blink of an eye. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 22
- 1 min
Just Cancel It!
Business: Use our website for all of your needs - unless you want to cancel your service. Then you must call, wait on hold for 30 mins.,...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 20
- 1 min
Documentaries
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I thought "Gilligan's Island" was a documentary. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Aug 20
- 1 min
Burdens
I know that I promised to play By the rules that were set that first day But my burden’s so heavy That on you we should levy Why must I...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 19
- 1 min
Power
“The power to tax involves the power to destroy.” ~ John Marshall #FavoriteQuotes
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mariokiefer
- Aug 18
- 1 min
Sinful Treats
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and did not buy the dog a...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 18
- 1 min
Tighty-Whitey
When you’re underwear is too tight, nothing goes right. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Aug 15
- 1 min
Justified
It’s like Mama always said: “Just 'cause you can justify it don’t make it just.” #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 15
- 1 min
Urgent
It’s 5:45 PM on a Friday and now your thing is urgent? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
- Aug 14
- 1 min
Nailed It!
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Chew. Chomp. Chew.] ME: What are you gnawing on? DOG: [Looks up innocently.] Nothing. ME: What have you...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 13
- 1 min
Walz In
In a city that many reside in, There’s much that they can take pride in. But if the law they declaim, And set the city aflame, Then crime...
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mariokiefer
- Aug 13
- 1 min
It's Plain
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
- Aug 12
- 1 min
Divide & Conquer
“Divide et impera.” ~Ancient political maxim cited by Machiavelli and on blatant display today. #FavoriteQuotes
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mariokiefer
- Aug 11
- 1 min
Olympic
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I don’t watch the Olympics for the sports. I will now...
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