MARIO KIEFER

Inflation rises Political compromise Empty promises. #HaikuWednesday

He opened the door for the man who stood outside. The man said, “I’m from the government and I am here to help.” #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...

The elite are very discrete When breaking the rules that they mete But when caught off their guard They venture too far And are found...

“Isn’t it odd how we misunderstand the hidden unity of kindness and cruelty?” ~ Frank Herbert, Dune #FavoriteQuotes

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: Just drink passed it. #SimpleSolutions

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Yea! Spaghetti night! ME: I am not making Bolognese tonight RIC: But I love your Bolognese. ME: Don’t...

If you love something, set it free. It never belonged to you in the first place. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I purchased something and the bill came to for...

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I went to visit a friend in another state, but we had to...

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t want to eat what I cooked, I guess you ain’t hungry. #MamaSaid

If you say “heard” to me, I won’t hear you. #PetPeeveThursday

When Cupid pulled back his bow, the man thought he would be in love forever. How was he to know the arrow was poisoned?...

Disinformation When it’s defined by viewpoint Words are meaningless. #HaikuWednesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...

Some choices have become quite routine And some say we must intervene “My body my choice,” Others shout in their voice Except when it...

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you believe that someone is...

“But goodness alone is never enough. A hard, cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom always...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Before our last get together, I froze some mentos...

Alcohol is better than vinegar for getting pickled. #SundayTruth