Don't Call Me Late for Dinner
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I told Cook that dinner should be served promptly at six, but she...
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mariokiefer
- 7 days ago
- 1 min
In-Laws
Hosting the holiday dinner, but running out of wine before the in-laws arrive. #PetPeeveThursday
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mariokiefer
- 7 days ago
- 1 min
Muzzled
It’s like Mama always said: If the dog won’t stop barking, muzzle it. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Nov 30
- 1 min
Fetch
Telling Fido to fetch, he threw the ball as far as he could. The ball came back, but Fido could not be found. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
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mariokiefer
- Nov 30
- 1 min
The Still Clock
In the blinking eye The clock never seems to move But years swiftly fly #Haiku
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29
- 1 min
Seek and Ye Shall Find
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody has lost their minds but nobody is searching for them. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29
- 1 min
Defense
The words you speak cause offense, So our outrage now we’ll dispense, While sticks and stones May break our bones It’s from your words we...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 28
- 1 min
Celebrate
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you don’t want to celebrate, don’t....
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mariokiefer
- Nov 28
- 1 min
Apocalypse
"The hugest changes were the ones that could not be seen -- that's where the real apocalypse lay: in people's hearts, their souls, their...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 27
- 1 min
Siri
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed Ric’s settings on his phone so that Siri...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 27
- 1 min
Thanks
Although some have forgotten, Thanksgiving is for giving thanks. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Nov 26
- 1 min
A Dog's Life
[Me walking to front door] DAWG: Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? ME: I'll be right back. DAWG: Can I come? Please? Let...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 25
- 1 min
Waiting
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Maid stood in line for hours at the Black Friday sales, but still...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 24
- 1 min
It's Dog's Life
DAWG: Wake up! ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: Hurry. Let me out. ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: What's taking so long? ME: I'm getting up. DAWG:...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 24
- 1 min
Gobble
It’s like Mama always said: No matter how crowded, there is always room for another person at the table. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Nov 24
- 1 min
Jive Turkey
Too many turkeys, but none of them are jiving. #PetPeeveThursday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 23
- 1 min
Thanks
Harvesting is done Labor’s fruit we do enjoy Thanksgiving has come #Haiku
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mariokiefer
- Nov 23
- 1 min
Dinner
She invited her family for dinner. They would not get into the oven. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
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mariokiefer
- Nov 22
- 1 min
Whiskey
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked for wild turkey for Thanksgiving but I got Buckhorn whiskey instead! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 22
- 1 min
Thanks
There are those who will not give thanks, Despite all in their live that is swank. They’d rather complain And show their disdain Too much...
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