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Some say that tipping is out of hand but I say that the hand is just deeper in your pocket. #PetPeeves

Bureaucracy’s ever entrenched. That from it’s hands power must be wrenched. Decisions are made, By the few who get paid, And democracy is...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Sometimes, George is a little too curious! #Outrage

“They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick’s Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.” —Conan O’Brien...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I plan to wear orange on St. Patrick’s Day. I will go say...

All holidays are about the green. #SundayTruth

Email @ 8 AM: Your delivery is scheduled for today before 5 PM. Email @ 8 PM: Your delivery has been delayed and will be delivered...

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  [Yawn.] ME:    Are you tired? DOG: Yes. ME:    That’s because you were up all night playing. DOG: I was...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It was working fine until you decided to make it better. #Outrage

“The best of all the luck is the luck you make yourself.” ~ Douglas MacArthur #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a month since my last confession. When I saw a row of EV’s not in use, I unplugged them to...

There is nothing the government won't find a way to tax - even the hours of your day. #SundayTruth

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Love is in the air and I am wearing this face mask. #Outrage

“Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.” ~ Banana Yoshimoto

Love does not mean never having to say you are sorry. It means not doing that which brings sorrow. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession. I thought to create a website where users might post and...

Might as well do it: You are damned if you do and you’re damned if don’t. #SundayTruth

"Remember how small a part you are of the universal nature; how small a moment of the whole duration is appointed for you; and how small...

Love is a four-letter word. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When I invited a friend for dinner, I had to force him...