MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The people who lost their minds don’t even look for them anymore! #Outrage

"When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup." — Sam Lefkowitz #FavoriteQuotes #GivingThanks

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My favorite food site stopped posting dog recipes because nobody eats dog anymore. #Outrage

We will not bend the knee, And consent to rule by decree, No coercion accepted, Unless it’s excepted, As an order with which we agree. #Limerick

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! We don’t want to be ruled by a king! We want to be ruled by the oligarchs of Big Business, Big Government, Big Media, and Big Tech! #Outrage

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME:  We take our walk and you rush by everything. DOG: I want to see it all. ME:  But you don’t take time to...

Those who are influential Proclaim some things preferential But they don’t pay the tax On the things they enact So you pay for all of the...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By those who don’t know how to tip: Tipping Guide: Bill = $15.00 Move the decimal to the right =...

Fascist adjective relating to or supporting fascism Often used in the sentence: I only support fascist policies that I like. #WordOfTheDay

“ If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” — Friedrich Nietzsche #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession. I was at a friend’s house and while they were not looking I...

It’s not always somebody else’s fault. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama always said: Every jackass thinks he's a Clydesale. #MamaSaid

Full-size online is not full-size in life. #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Crashes through the doggie door at breakneck speed. Jumps on the sofa and begins furiously licking his...

It’s fascist to enforce the law, And the police must surely withdraw. When mercy is spawned But not for those who are wronged That...

"Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong."  — Jean-Jacques Rousseau #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. Not wanting to say, “I told you so,” (even though I...

Having money in the account doesn’t mean you must spend it. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama always said: Nonsense charms the multitude; plain sense is despised. #MamaSaid