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    Bathrooms
    mariokiefer
    • Jun 13
    • 1 min

    Bathrooms

    Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: Change the bathroom designations to...
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    Everyone's A Critic
    mariokiefer
    • Jun 13
    • 1 min

    Everyone's A Critic

    Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one...
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    Open Minded
    mariokiefer
    • Jun 12
    • 1 min

    Open Minded

    I have never met anyone who is not open-minded — as long as you agree with them. #SundayTruth
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    Leave a Message
    mariokiefer
    • May 21
    • 1 min

    Leave a Message

    If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.
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    Nice Fellas
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 3
    • 1 min

    Nice Fellas

    “Guy don’t need no sense to be a nice fella. Seems to me sometimes it jus’ works the other way around. Take a real smart guy and he ain’t...
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    Sign Here
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 23, 2021
    • 1 min

    Sign Here

    Rushing home because I must sign for the package, but finding it sitting on the stoop. #PetPeeveThursday
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    Christmas Karens
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 21, 2021
    • 1 min

    Christmas Karens

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday
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    Kindness
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 19, 2021
    • 1 min

    Kindness

    The worst cruelty I ever suffered was at the hands of another’s kindness. #SundayTruth
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    Thinning
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 19, 2021
    • 1 min

    Thinning

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I never say it aloud, but sometimes I think it’s time...
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    I Got Something To Say
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 16, 2021
    • 1 min

    I Got Something To Say

    It’s like Mama always said . . . Just because you got somethin’ to say doesn’t mean you should say it. #MamaSaid
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    The Chicago Way
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 14, 2021
    • 1 min

    The Chicago Way

    To your grave, you can take this one dictum The police cannot interdict them It’s your fault if you’re prey It’s Chicago’s new way For...
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    Lucky
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 13, 2021
    • 1 min

    Lucky

    "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." ~Thomas Jefferson #FavoriteQuotes
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    Dishes
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 6, 2021
    • 1 min

    Dishes

    Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If your dishwasher is broken, remarry....
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    Unsubscribe
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 5, 2021
    • 1 min

    Unsubscribe

    It doesn’t matter how many times you unsubscribe. They are still going tp contact you. #SundayTruth
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    Happy Holy Days
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 28, 2021
    • 1 min

    Happy Holy Days

    I do not understand why some atheists insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Do they not realize that the...
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    The Thanks We Get
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 21, 2021
    • 6 min

    The Thanks We Get

    I thought the gods had forsaken me when I woke this morning just after eight a.m. That’s so late! I am usually up between 6:30 and 7:00...
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    No, really, thanks!
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 21, 2021
    • 1 min

    No, really, thanks!

    No matter how things may seem, there is always something to be thankful for. #SundayTruth
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    PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.11.19
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 19, 2021
    • 1 min

    PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.11.19

    Whereas: Vaccination is the most effective method to stop the spread of disease, and Vaccines have now been approved for children; In...
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    Pack Your Patience
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 18, 2021
    • 1 min

    Pack Your Patience

    I hate it when airlines say “pack your patience.” How am I supposed to get to it in the cargo hold? #PetPeeveThursday
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    The Verdict
    mariokiefer
    • Nov 17, 2021
    • 1 min

    The Verdict

    The verdict in the Rittenhouse matter is imminent and I say, "So, what?" It doesn’t matter what the jury finds (except, perhaps, to the...
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