Retreat
Reporters are stuck on repeat And their stories are rarely complete If it won’t fit their slant Then report it they can’t It’s the truth...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 13, 2022
- 1 min
Bathrooms
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: Change the bathroom designations to...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 13, 2022
- 1 min
Everyone's A Critic
Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one...
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mariokiefer
- Jun 12, 2022
- 1 min
Open Minded
I have never met anyone who is not open-minded — as long as you agree with them. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- May 21, 2022
- 1 min
Leave a Message
If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.
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mariokiefer
- Jan 3, 2022
- 1 min
Nice Fellas
“Guy don’t need no sense to be a nice fella. Seems to me sometimes it jus’ works the other way around. Take a real smart guy and he ain’t...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 23, 2021
- 1 min
Sign Here
Rushing home because I must sign for the package, but finding it sitting on the stoop. #PetPeeveThursday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 21, 2021
- 1 min
Christmas Karens
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 19, 2021
- 1 min
Kindness
The worst cruelty I ever suffered was at the hands of another’s kindness. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Dec 19, 2021
- 1 min
Thinning
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I never say it aloud, but sometimes I think it’s time...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 16, 2021
- 1 min
I Got Something To Say
It’s like Mama always said . . . Just because you got somethin’ to say doesn’t mean you should say it. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Dec 14, 2021
- 1 min
The Chicago Way
To your grave, you can take this one dictum The police cannot interdict them It’s your fault if you’re prey It’s Chicago’s new way For...
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mariokiefer
- Dec 13, 2021
- 1 min
Lucky
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." ~Thomas Jefferson #FavoriteQuotes
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mariokiefer
- Dec 6, 2021
- 1 min
Dishes
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If your dishwasher is broken, remarry....
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mariokiefer
- Dec 5, 2021
- 1 min
Unsubscribe
It doesn’t matter how many times you unsubscribe. They are still going tp contact you. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Nov 28, 2021
- 1 min
Happy Holy Days
I do not understand why some atheists insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Do they not realize that the...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 21, 2021
- 6 min
The Thanks We Get
I thought the gods had forsaken me when I woke this morning just after eight a.m. That’s so late! I am usually up between 6:30 and 7:00...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
No, really, thanks!
No matter how things may seem, there is always something to be thankful for. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
- Nov 19, 2021
- 1 min
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.11.19
Whereas: Vaccination is the most effective method to stop the spread of disease, and Vaccines have now been approved for children; In...
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mariokiefer
- Nov 18, 2021
- 1 min
Pack Your Patience
I hate it when airlines say “pack your patience.” How am I supposed to get to it in the cargo hold? #PetPeeveThursday
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