MARIO KIEFER

“Guy don’t need no sense to be a nice fella. Seems to me sometimes it jus’ works the other way around. Take a real smart guy and he ain’t...

Rushing home because I must sign for the package, but finding it sitting on the stoop. #PetPeeveThursday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday

The worst cruelty I ever suffered was at the hands of another’s kindness. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I never say it aloud, but sometimes I think it’s time...

It’s like Mama always said . . . Just because you got somethin’ to say doesn’t mean you should say it. #MamaSaid

To your grave, you can take this one dictum The police cannot interdict them It’s your fault if you’re prey It’s Chicago’s new way For...

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." ~Thomas Jefferson #FavoriteQuotes

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If your dishwasher is broken, remarry....

It doesn’t matter how many times you unsubscribe. They are still going tp contact you. #SundayTruth

I do not understand why some atheists insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Do they not realize that the...

I thought the gods had forsaken me when I woke this morning just after eight a.m. That’s so late! I am usually up between 6:30 and 7:00...

No matter how things may seem, there is always something to be thankful for. #SundayTruth

Whereas: Vaccination is the most effective method to stop the spread of disease, and Vaccines have now been approved for children; In...

I hate it when airlines say “pack your patience.” How am I supposed to get to it in the cargo hold? #PetPeeveThursday

The verdict in the Rittenhouse matter is imminent and I say, "So, what?" It doesn’t matter what the jury finds (except, perhaps, to the...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I try my very best not to judge others, but some...

We are raising a generation that only will know how to express themselves through emojis. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama said, “Everybody wants to change the world, but they can’t even change themselves.” #MamaSaid

People who tell me not to call them sir or ma’am. #PetPeeveThursday