Mushroom Foam
- mariokiefer
- 7 days ago
- 1 min read
It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: What is this?
ME: It’s your dinner!
DOG: No, no, no, no — this simply will not do. These mushrooms are not properly foamed. They should be lightly and airy. Look at them? Do they look light and airy to you? Do they?
ME: Uh . . .
DOG: I think not. They are dense. They are cloudy. They are at best unremarkable. Return them to the kitchen to be properly made. And be certain the chef does so himself - not some heavy-handed neophyte who knows not portobello from cremini.
ME: Uhhh . . .
DOG: Do not interrupt your betters when they are speaking! Fall to command! My will your hands! And do so with utmost haste before I have those hands taken from you!
ME: Someone’s been watching too much "Game of Thrones."
DOG: Guards! Seize him!
ME: Open the wine.
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