Intruder!

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

DOG:  Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark!

ME:  [Startled from my slumber] What’s going on? What’s happening?

DOG: There is a stranger in the house!

ME:  It’s okay. Relax. It’s Christmas Eve.

DOG: He is eating all the cookies and drinking all the milk!

ME: We left it out for him.

DOG: He is moving all the gifts under the tree.

ME:  He is leaving more. Don’t worry.

DOG: Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark!

ME: Shhhh! If you keep that up you will be on the naught list.

DOG: Naughty?!? Sheesh - if I don’t bark at intruders, I am naughty and if I do then I am naughty. A poor ole pup can’t win for losing!

ME:  Open the wine.

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