In The Event of My Untimely Demise

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

[Handwritten Note addressed to the police should they find my death to have occurred be under “suspicious circumstances.”]

Dear Investigator:

For some time now I have been worried that I might suffer a strange accident that leads to my untimely demise. I pen this note to point you in the right direction as I have become increasingly suspicious that one in particular means me harm.

The first time I tripped down those steps, I thought nothing of it. My precious Louie would not have tossed that toy down the staircase in front of me with ill purpose, after all. But then after the second fall, I began to wonder. I became increasingly suspicious that this little pup was not the sweet angel I thought him to be and on that night I woke gasping for breath as he pressed his toy against my mouth and nose I was filled with trepidation. Oh yes, he claimed he only wanted to wake me to play, but I had (and continue to have my doubts).

So, if you find my body at the landing of the stairs or under some other strange situation, know this: Look closely at the dog. He is not as innocent as he appears.  Please ensure that I am avenged and that justice prevails.

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