Serenity Now
- mariokiefer
- Oct 1
- 1 min read
It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: [Crashes through the doggie door at breakneck speed. Jumps on the sofa and begins furiously licking his leg.]
ME: Oh, my God! What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Let me see.
DOG: It was horrifying! Terrifying! I thought that I was going to die!
ME: I don’t see anything. What happened?
DOG: A fly landed on me!
ME: Open the wine.
DOG: Good idea. I need something to calm my nerves.
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