MARIO KIEFER

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning. ME: Good morning and Happy Birthday! RIC: Thank you. ME: For your birthday, I planned a...

What do you give to someone who has everything he needs and most of what he wants? What do you do for someone who does for himself? Life...

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s Sunday. ME: Yes, it is. RIC: What’s our plans for today? ME: Well, we have to feed the dog, do...

RIC: What time did we go to bed? The last thing I remember was sitting outside. ME: You went to bed just a little before me. I was in...

RIC: How do you spell spaghetti? ME: s-p-a-g-h-e-t-t-i RIC: Nope. ME: What do you mean, “Nope”? RIC: That’s not how it’s spelled. ME: Yes...

RIC: Do you want me to prep anything for the spaghetti? ME: Spaghetti? RIC: It’s Sunday. ME: Yes, it is. RIC: Sunday is a special day....

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Vacation is over. ME: I know. What a bummer. I could use another couple of weeks. RIC: It was nice,...

Everyone American knows the first stanza to “America the Beautiful”. They probably learned it in grade school and it has stuck with them...

ME: We are on vacation! No spaghetti tonight. RIC: But . . . can we still open the wine?

RIC: It’s Sunday! ME: So. RIC: That means we get spaghetti. ME: Not this week, sorry. RIC: What do you mean? Why not? ME: I just filled...

Today, we remember the good men and women who sacrificed themselves that we may enjoy the promise of our Founding Fathers. They gave...

If I do not answer when you call my phone number, please leave a message . I like to know who it is that I am ignoring.

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Yea! Spaghetti night! ME: I am not making Bolognese tonight RIC: But I love your Bolognese. ME: Don’t...

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Good morning! ME: Good morning. RIC: Happy Anniversary. ME: You, too. RIC: I made reservations for...

Ric, You are a pain in my ass. You drive me insane with your constant demands. I hate when we are watching television and you leave the...

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: The month is almost over and you have hardly made spaghetti at all. ME: Fine. I will make spaghetti...

I came to a realization this morning People and dogs really are not that much different from each other. Each each just wants to eat,...

Once upon a time, the consensus was that the sun revolved around the earth. But Galileo Galilei did not accept this orthodoxy, so Father...

And this is why Ric drinks . . . ME: I am not making spaghetti tonight. RIC: But it’s Sunday? ME: Still, I am not gonna do it. RIC: Why...

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: It’s Sunday. What do YOU want for dinner? ME: Are you actually giving me the choice? RIC: I realized...