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And This Is Why I Drink


And this is why I drink . . .


RIC: The month is almost over and you have hardly made spaghetti at all.

ME: Fine. I will make spaghetti tonight.

RIC: That’s rather presumptuous. What makes you think I want spaghetti?

ME: You asked about it.

RIC: No. I was just making a statement of fact.

ME: Okay, fine. I will make something else.

RIC: But, I want spaghetti.

ME: You just said . . .

RIC: No, I didn’t. I only said it was presumptuous for you to assume.

ME: Well, what do you want then?

RIC: Spaghetti - not assumptions or presumptions.

ME: Open the wine.

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